fuckrod

My best new putdown that sounds a lot better with a Jerry Seinfeld delivery like he's saying "Newman"

Try turning it clockwise you fuckrod

by daventura September 30, 2003

fuckrod

Slang term for "penis."

I'm about to pull out my fat fuckrod and take a piss!

by Bally McSackerson September 3, 2003

fuckrod

1: Someone who acts like a fucking idiot in such a way that it causes problems for others.
2: Anyone who engages in teamkilling, cheating, exploiting or just being an all around idiot in online firstperson shooters.
See also: Fucktard and Gayrod

We can't get up the fucking beach because that guy is 0-34 and he insists on using our only fucking sniper rifle. What a fuckrod!!!

by Bob Vila March 2, 2004

Fuckpod

Since Covid-19 and quarantine, casual sex has gone by the wayside. A fuckpod is a group of people who commit to only engaging in sexual relations with other members of the pod. Each person has been tested for diseases, including covid-19.

Hey, Mary, have you gotten your test results so you can sleep with John, another member of our fuckpod?

by IttyBittyKittyCommittee December 31, 2020

Fuckronaut

1. One who is completely fucked in the head.
2. What you become when you join the bazillion mile high club

Quite frankly, I don't trust either one of you Fuckronauts.

by Burchie April 28, 2010

fuckwod

someone who is basically a total, pure, piece of shit

Toms proved by simply living his life that he was a total fuckwod.

by shit0306 September 9, 2006

fuckgoddess

fuckgoddess

someone who fucks really hard.

She was such a fuckgoddess my dick was sore for a week afterwards!

by noman12356 November 17, 2011