Fucklicant 

1) A pompous, clueless buffoon, derided almost universally, who nonetheless believes absolutely in his own brilliance.

2) A total, complete idiot, whose stupidity is so intense it makes you angry.

3) An annoying bastard.

"David Cameron is such a fucklicant".

Fucklicant by Roogalator December 27, 2010

fucksican 

A person of Spanish decent that does not understand American ways...

Johnny is such a fucksican, he never understands anything I say.

fucksican by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021

Fucklicated 

Fucking complicated

This project is a fucklicated mess!

Fucklicated by ccyeahthatsme January 22, 2011

Fuckliment 

1. The act of complimenting someone harshly, albeit truthfully (in said fuckliment-giver's eyes).
2. Attempting to compliment someone, but royally screwing it up in the process and making it sound like an unintentional insult.

Comes from combining the terms: Fuck-Up & Compliment

Person 1: "You don't look as fat as you did yesterday."
Person 2: "...Yeah, thanks for the fuckliment."

Fuckliment by B-Urban May 18, 2016

fuckticated 

Fuckticated (Adj.) Something that has been destroyed, dismantled, or broken

"What did you do to it??? It's fuckticated!"

fuckticated by Rockiroad278 December 3, 2005

fuckdicated

Being in the state of fuckupedness. Broken

The handle on my dishwasher was fuckdicated.

fuckdicated by hcw625 March 18, 2010

Fucklimation 

The measurement of lost acreage, diminished elevation, and evaporated real estate property in a homeowner's front (or back) yard due to excessive rainwater runoff, incompetent city utility work, or extensive soil settling over time in an older property.

I would like to give you $100,000 for your home, but the massive fucklimation in the front yard caused your appraisal to come in at $75,000.

Fucklimation by Darn210 May 21, 2011