fucklecunt

A dispicable human being, one noted for acts of outstanding cheapskatery and betrayal.

"That fucklecunt must have made off with my chief concubine!" cried Pharoh from his bedchamber.

by Jimmy-Jam April 29, 2006

Fucklecunt

A person who will always agree with, and eventually espouse, anything that normal people consider a conspiracy theory.

Bill is a fucklecunt who won’t even vaccinate his dog because he believes liberal veterinarians are injecting human baby blood into the animals to communicate with Mexican invasion forces on Mars. He also thinks seat belts are an infringement on the “rights” of physics.

by Nombrepseudo August 5, 2021

fucklebutt

The ultimate form of the exclamation “fuck!” Used when something very, very, unfortunate happens.

You: “my dog just died.”
Me “I’m sorry...”
You: “my sister was holding her, and...”
Me: “and what?!”
You: “and they both got run over by a bus and died.”
Me: “that’s a total fucklebutt!”

by The Great Shrimpini February 11, 2019

fuckcunt

a bitch that is unwanted but still tries to hard anyways ruining all the lives of everyone around her.

Camilla Belle is a Fuckcunt

by bits and pieces June 2, 2010

Fucklenuts

A person who is typically screwing up in a large and crazy way.

You had sex with the bosses wife AND got her pregnant? You're a fucklenuts!

by MongerMonger August 17, 2010

fuckleduster

A sex toy of such robust form and construction that it could be used as a weapon in a fight.

On a trip to Amsterdam we wandered into a sex shop. There were all kinds of weird and wonderful toys to choose from including a complete range of fuckledusters.

by DocSteve January 20, 2021

Fuckcunter

Someone who continues to lower your expectations, even when you think they couldn't get lower

"He dropped the ball again on this- such a fuckcunter"

by Feebeefee October 29, 2020