A relationship where you only come to fuck and get your sexual frustration out with one person only where you also perform many fantasies you both my have
The measurement of lost acreage, diminished elevation, and evaporated real estate property in a homeowner's front (or back) yard due to excessive rainwater runoff, incompetent city utility work, or extensive soil settling over time in an older property.
I would like to give you $100,000 for your home, but the massive fucklimation in the front yard caused your appraisal to come in at $75,000.
A strange relationship when friends of some sort have confusing yet meaningless (yet somehow meaningful) sex numerous times. This situation also allows both parties to have sex with other people with no ones feelings being hurt.
"Holly and Rory have the most confusing fuckilationship ever."
"Tell me about it. What the hell is going on there?"
When you and your partner (i.e. same sex, opposite sex) sleep around either together or apart. Both parties are fully aware of the other person's activities.
When you decide to also bring a third party into the relationship and constantly refer to yourselves as "the power of 3" (i.e. Charmed -- cause there's nothing "charming" about that).
Guy #1: Wait, I didn't know that they were ALL together in a relationship? What is that? I mean... how??
Guy #2: That's not a relationship. That's a fucklationship.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.