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Fuckflake

A person who is scared of doing a task that requies pain or humility; or a term used to insult someone in general.
Jimmy told Andrew to do a backflip, but refused, the result ended in Jimmy calling Andrew a Fuckflake.
by Hashtag NaeNae May 1, 2014
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Fuckslayer

The most badass musical instrument in existence
Harry withdrew his guitar, Fuckslayer, from a dimension where all screamed for naught.

Wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, it laughed as it was set loose, a laugh that only Harry could hear, but no one could share.
by Mister Ffff August 10, 2012
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fuckface dog

A disparaging term for someone who is disliked, implying that they should be face-fucked.
That fuckface dog will never spring for a round of drinks, he'll just keep letting us pick up his tab.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2017
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Boring Fuckface

WWE wrestler Roman Reigns, originally dubbed the nickname by Bruce Blitz because of his incredibly boring, mundane and lazy efforts in the ring.
"and out comes Boring Fuckface with his same old boring music and boring entrance".
by LegendaryBacca3 March 3, 2017
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Cuckflake

Term denoting overly entitled, hypocritical and judgemental people who like to whine and complain about their own problems as the end of society, while everyone else s problems are their own fault.

Portmanteau of Cuckold and Special Snowflake. It combines the passive weakness of a cuckold with the constant complaining of injustice of Snowflakes.

Cuckflakes are too weak willed to stand behind and defend their position, whining and crying when anyone disagrees and accuse them of the same. Cuckflakes use ad hominem attacks to derail and transform the discussion to avoid having to come out on the loosing side , or make their ignorance on the topic apparent.

Unlike the snowflakes that complain that everything should be given to them, Cuckflakes expect everyone else to deal with disadvantages they do not as if everyone was on equal ground.

Cuckflakes live by the motto "Do as I say, not do as I do."

Commonly found parroting catch phrases and talking points in online forums ripped from talk radio pundits, cable news outlets complaining about wars on Christmas, and screaming conspiracy theorists on the internet that reinforce what they want to believe, instead of doing research and vetting the validity of their sources on the subjects they want to rant about.

Despite this unwillingness to discuss a topic or be knowledgeable about it, they are ridiculously vocal about letting everyone know what they think.
"You cuckflakes do not realize that you are everything you just attacked"

"Just another cuckflake puking out quotes from Alex Jones and Robert Davi"

"You cuckflakes promote transforming this country into something it has never been"

"Look at all the snowflake on cuckflake textual violence"

"No wonder cuckflakes like you elected Trump, You both write and think on a third grade level"

"It is this plague of cuckflakes that are ruining this nation with their treasonous selling out the people to the government and corporations that they are too dense to realize they will be the first victims of."
by Viroodiem November 29, 2017
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fuckface asshole

A person whom you are not at all fond of, such as an ex-husband.
I spent almost twenty-five years with that fuckface asshole; so what exactly does that make me?
by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019
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Fuckface Linguini

The newest Trump Inc. White House staffer who comes straight from 45’s mafia supply chain and whose nickname hangs with him from his early days when he was working in the porn industry.
Yeah, Fuckface Linguini is a rare gem, one of my most loyal friends who has steadily been on my payroll since the early 1980s when things really got booming for me.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
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