fuckfake

A middle-aged man from the North East that has gone through an endless midlife crisis, who aspires to be just as much as a shitface as any other psychopathic devil. This Beta male thrives on taking people to court, using steroids, covering up an unrecoverable receding hairline, and being a terrible father. In most cases, this narcissist feeds off of drama and alienates his children and exes to console his weak ego while looking good in front of the mirror. Generally, someone that builds a huge following as an inspiring social media influencer, but is a shitty person when off camera. They all know that they are gaslighting pussies, who are afraid of anyone 1-upping them, and are quick to manipulate their "enemy" by either playing the victim, or innocent when getting called out on their utter bullshit. They're often a kiss-up when interacting with anyone who has called them out in the past, to act like a "nice guy". It only takes about 2 days for them to show who they really are again, but not in the way you would think. He will tell you to do something in a nice way, but if you say you don't want to, he won't stop pushing until you agree to do so, making him a control freak. These morons don't understand that having people do stuff for him constantly doesn't make him look responsible. It takes the approach of making him look like a bitch-ass, insecure, <i> fuckfake <i/> who has nothing better to do than create drama. These "creatures" are also known for their jealous behavior.

Guy: "Can you believe that bodybuilder slandered some guy on social media?"
Friend: "Yeah, that guy is a real fuckfake."

by psichowolf March 6, 2021

fuckface dog

A disparaging term for someone who is disliked, implying that they should be face-fucked.

That fuckface dog will never spring for a round of drinks, he'll just keep letting us pick up his tab.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2017

Boring Fuckface

WWE wrestler Roman Reigns, originally dubbed the nickname by Bruce Blitz because of his incredibly boring, mundane and lazy efforts in the ring.

"and out comes Boring Fuckface with his same old boring music and boring entrance".

by LegendaryBacca3 March 3, 2017

fuckface asshole

A person whom you are not at all fond of, such as an ex-husband.

I spent almost twenty-five years with that fuckface asshole; so what exactly does that make me?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

Fuckface Linguini

The newest Trump Inc. White House staffer who comes straight from 45’s mafia supply chain and whose nickname hangs with him from his early days when he was working in the porn industry.

Yeah, Fuckface Linguini is a rare gem, one of my most loyal friends who has steadily been on my payroll since the early 1980s when things really got booming for me.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

Fuckface putrid asswipe

The mother fucker who shot everyone in Las Vegas.

That horrible guy who shot all those folks in Vegas is a Fuckface putrid asswipe

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Trilayered Orange Fuckcake

The Trilayered Orange Fuckcake is a critically endangered branch of the human race. It gained its name from the orange coloration of its hide, and the three layers of its body; the outer coating of fat, the inner muscles (and organs), and the dark, evil core in the center. The dark inner cores are located within the heart. They fetch a price of a small loan of a million dollars, as they are extremely rare. Another striking characteristic of the Fuckcake is its majestic golden mane atop its head. Many wonder if the mane is in fact real, or just an illusion. Science thought these beasts were dead, but as one came into the public eye last year during the presidential election, so we know this not to be the case. The last remaining one has been given private sanctuaries in Washington and Mar a Lago to thrive for the rest of its days, and to breed with young, curvy, european swimsuit models, in hope that another Fuckcake will be born before the last one goes extinct. When in trouble, we believe they call on the help of other humans, including Russian leaders, but such acts of desperation have not yet been proven to exist. If you see another Fuckcake roaming the streets, please call the EPA, unless the Fuckcake in the White House has shut the EPA down, in which case, offer it a trail of scantily clad women that leads to a shelter of some sort, and protect it until we can have it breed with the other one.

Who let that Trilayered Orange Fuckcake into the goddamn white house?
Jesus fucking christ Billy, you're as filthy as a Trilayered Orange Fuckcake?
Latin Classification Term: Homo Sapiens Trilayerus Fuckcakeus

by ProtectionOfTheEndangered March 25, 2017