Fuckslayer

The most badass musical instrument in existence

Harry withdrew his guitar, Fuckslayer, from a dimension where all screamed for naught.

Wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, it laughed as it was set loose, a laugh that only Harry could hear, but no one could share.

by Mister Ffff August 10, 2012

fuckslave

noun, a sexual object

It means that someone is used for someone else's pleasure.

Bernie drove to the rendezvous, ready to join his collection of fuckslaves.

by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

funslayer

One who is known to habitually kill the fun from any party or event.

Don't invite David to Thanksgiving dinner because he's a raging funslayer, even when drunk.

by FisherKing November 10, 2013

cuckslayer

An individual who unleashes divine verbal savagery as a response to any male FemiNazi sympathizer accusing them of being a bigot or misogynist.

After saying, "men should never give in to the feminist agenda of watering down their manhood and become more sensitive", Stephen accused Dennis of being a bigot. Without the slightest hesitation, Dennis responded, "instead of talking, why don't you use your mouth to lick my baby batter off your wife's ass as usual... because I'm finished pounding it like a game of whack-a-mole".

Speechless and with moist eyes, Stephen realized he was in the presence of a legendary cuckslayer.

by UberSavage405 November 17, 2016

fuckslave

noun, a sexual object

It means that someone is used for someone else's pleasure.

Bernie drove to the rendezvous, ready to join his collection of fuckslaves.

by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

fucksayer

A person who uses the word 'fuck' to excess, often in the interest of sounding more intense.

Friend: "I don't fucking want to work this shift. I fucking hate our customers. Fuck this place."
You: "I can tell you're really serious about the topic of conversation, and that impresses me. You're a total fucksayer and obviously a badass."

by BoneChompsky November 22, 2011

funslayer

One who is known to habitually kill the fun from any party or event.

Don't invite Rob to Thanksgiving dinner because he's a raging funslayer, even when drunk.

by B4D WOLF May 2, 2019