Frostication 

When it's freezing cold

It's so cold I'm getting frostication.

Frostication by Cs814 November 23, 2024

Fortication 

Like fornication but inside of a fort or fort-like structure.

eg. Blanket fort, tree house, refrigerator box, etc.

Michelle: I hear Steve and Andrea are building a fort instead of coming out tonight.
Leanne: Oh yeah? Sounds like they'll be into some serious fortication this weekend.
Michelle: Truth. If the refrigerator box is a rockin, don't come a knockin.

Fortication by incufilter November 14, 2016

Frostation

When the super is too cheap to turn on the heat!

We's dying of Frostation up in this piece

Frostation by Soda J January 2, 2012

frostration 

The state of being frosted (angry) and frustrated at the same time.

Matthew was in a state of frostration when his boat sprung a leak. He was frostrated when his girl friend stood him up. It is a frostrating experience to have your wallet stolen.

frostration by DGTJR April 15, 2008

fistication

Female Masturbation where her gash is so big she can have her lady lips up to her elbow

"Your chucked, now it's time for some fistication"

fistication by Adam The Salty Pirate Baron April 26, 2006

Frostitution 

whenever you buy a prostitute and they have ejaculatory all over their pubic area as if they havent taken a shower since their last client.

Guy: Ah man... you just ruined my day ya frostitute

later:
Pimp: So I heard you sayin my hos are frostitution?

Guy: Yup

Pimp: Thats nasty, ill deal wit her later...

Frostitution by shmiggyshmushmushmumufasa February 25, 2011

Frostination 

What Cloyster or any other Ice-type Pokemon is capable of....

Cloyster + Blizzard = Frostination

Frostination by RatchetBoo June 1, 2003