Prostication

Verb

Masturbation for the reason of prostate health.

Mike: Hay man I don't want prostate cancer.

Harold: Dude just try Prostication. 5 times a week will reduce your chances of prostate cancer.

Mike: Ok. But do you have any mags?

by CatBlender August 25, 2009

prosticate

Random word to throw in when saying "I'll ____ YOU."

I'll prosticate YOU.

by Tails February 20, 2004