Prostication

Verb

Masturbation for the reason of prostate health.

Mike: Hay man I don't want prostate cancer.

Harold: Dude just try Prostication. 5 times a week will reduce your chances of prostate cancer.

Mike: Ok. But do you have any mags?

by CatBlender August 25, 2009

prosticate

Random word to throw in when saying "I'll ____ YOU."

I'll prosticate YOU.

by Tails February 20, 2004

Prostication

When a man flys you out to have sex

Jane: girl I’m going on a Prostication he’s flying me out to fuck

Doe: get that bag sis

by Funnybunny11111 October 18, 2025