Prostication

Verb

Masturbation for the reason of prostate health.

Mike: Hay man I don't want prostate cancer.

Harold: Dude just try Prostication. 5 times a week will reduce your chances of prostate cancer.

Mike: Ok. But do you have any mags?

by CatBlender August 25, 2009

Prostication

When a man flys you out to have sex

Jane: girl I’m going on a Prostication he’s flying me out to fuck

Doe: get that bag sis

by Funnybunny11111 October 18, 2025

Political Prostitution

The term originated in Iloilo City, Philippines. It means using the funds of one candidate to benefit their rival canditates. Turning one's own political contributions against oneself by deception and giving the contributed funds to a rival candidate(s). A double whammy.

Political Prostitution is rife in Iloilo City especially during elections.

by Cyclonetrading November 24, 2021

Prostitution Whore

A jack of all trades type of whore.

One that offers her used up body for money & coke.

Sleeps around with married men
Strips and does phone sex to support her coke habit inbetween men
Gets engaged often (more than 5 times)

Has sex with men after the first date no matter the time or place
Denies all allegations of any wrongdoing, including sleeping with random men, making sex tapes & plays the victim.

Danielle Staub

Teresa: Obviously, there has to be SOMETHING ELSE, its not just name change & arrested.

Danielle: denying this, restating that she was "just arrested"

Teresa: You we're STRIPPING, YOU PROSTITUTION WHORE, YOU WE'RE FUCKING ENGAGED, (slamming the table) 19 TIMES!!!
Teresa: YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH!! (proceeds to flip table).
Teresa: You we're FUCKING A GUY, IN MY HOUSE!!!

Danielle: (denying all allegations) I needed to have a table thrown at me, because I had a book written about me???

by rovvie September 10, 2010

Facebook prostitution

Facebook Prostitution is the practice of posting on Facebook in exchange of or expecting for Likes from other Facebook users and fan pages.

Dude #1 He's on Facebook all day and keep posting his shit just to get a few Likes from his friends...
Dude #2 That's just Facebook prostitution, dude!

by Narcissistic Notes Fb page October 3, 2013

Legalized prostitution

When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.

"How was your weekend?"
"Legalized prostitution bit me in the ass again, same old, same old."

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

Problication

A complicated problem

It can at times prevent a project from continuing due to its problications.

by Wolfentro March 11, 2013