Definitions by Zarbuck
Two-Texting
Lopez: What up
John: Meet at Jacks?
(waits 2 minutes)
John: yt?
Lopez: Sry, txting Sarah
John: stop two-texting me. Me or her pls.
John: Meet at Jacks?
(waits 2 minutes)
John: yt?
Lopez: Sry, txting Sarah
John: stop two-texting me. Me or her pls.
Two-Texting by Zarbuck August 26, 2020
Badalump
When your phone makes a sound indicating that a text message has arrived. It is usually the default sound.
It can also be a derogatory reference to the value of the message where the message is worth less than the sound the message arrival makes.
It can also be a derogatory reference to the value of the message where the message is worth less than the sound the message arrival makes.
Dog in my office
Dog in my office by Zarbuck May 5, 2011
Mo-linger
When a man's movember or prostasche lingers on into December because he is starting to like it.
Usually these people are single or headstrong, as many spouses don't like molingus.
Usually these people are single or headstrong, as many spouses don't like molingus.
Molingus
The act of pleasuring a woman orally while sporting a movember or a mo-linger.
Given the fact that few movembers ever turn into mo-lingers, it is assumed that the woman who likes molingus is a rare find indeed.
Given the fact that few movembers ever turn into mo-lingers, it is assumed that the woman who likes molingus is a rare find indeed.
Sally: When are you going to shave that rat of your face?
Zed: I thought I'd keep it for a while... I think it looks good.
Sally: I don't think so.
Zed: How about we go into the bedroom and I can give you a little of the molingus?
*pause*
Sally: When are you going to shave that rat of your face?
Zed: I thought I'd keep it for a while... I think it looks good.
Sally: I don't think so.
Zed: How about we go into the bedroom and I can give you a little of the molingus?
*pause*
Sally: When are you going to shave that rat of your face?
Movember
Refers to both the month and the mustache grown in November to bring attention to mens health issues. The movember can only be sported in the month of Movember but it can precede a mo-linger.
Variances in the cause can lead a movember being called by different names. For instance a prostate cancer movember can also be called a prostache.
A movember is also a crucial ingredient to delivering molingus.
And both parties must be sporting a movember to have an official Movember Moment.
Variances in the cause can lead a movember being called by different names. For instance a prostate cancer movember can also be called a prostache.
A movember is also a crucial ingredient to delivering molingus.
And both parties must be sporting a movember to have an official Movember Moment.
Horatio: Ya, this is my movember. Pretty sweet!
Yorick: Alas, I mine looks like death.
Horatio: Maybe you should comb it?
Yorick: Alas, I mine looks like death.
Horatio: Maybe you should comb it?