Mo-linger

When a man's movember or prostasche lingers on into December because he is starting to like it.

Usually these people are single or headstrong, as many spouses don't like molingus.
Matt: You didn't shave?

Mike: I'm liking my movember.

Matt: We're in December, dude. Now its a mo-linger.
by Zarbuck December 01, 2010
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Two-Texting

When the person you are texting with is also texting someone else and leaving you hanging a lot.
Lopez: What up
John: Meet at Jacks?
(waits 2 minutes)
John: yt?
Lopez: Sry, txting Sarah
John: stop two-texting me. Me or her pls.
by Zarbuck August 26, 2020
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Dog in my office

A waste of time while at work. Euphemism for fucking the dog while at work.
I'll see you later. Gotta get back to work... well not really. There's a dog in my office today.
by Zarbuck May 05, 2011
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Movember

Refers to both the month and the mustache grown in November to bring attention to mens health issues. The movember can only be sported in the month of Movember but it can precede a mo-linger.

Variances in the cause can lead a movember being called by different names. For instance a prostate cancer movember can also be called a prostache.

A movember is also a crucial ingredient to delivering molingus.

And both parties must be sporting a movember to have an official Movember Moment.
Horatio: Ya, this is my movember. Pretty sweet!

Yorick: Alas, I mine looks like death.

Horatio: Maybe you should comb it?
by Zarbuck December 01, 2010
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Movember Moment

When two dudes who have never met before, bond over their movembers.
Dave1: I saw you playing squash. Did you beat that guy?
Dave2: Ya. Nice mo.
Dave1: You too.
Shelly: Are you guys having a Movember Moment?
by Zarbuck December 01, 2010
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Molingus

The act of pleasuring a woman orally while sporting a movember or a mo-linger.

Given the fact that few movembers ever turn into mo-lingers, it is assumed that the woman who likes molingus is a rare find indeed.
Sally: When are you going to shave that rat of your face?

Zed: I thought I'd keep it for a while... I think it looks good.

Sally: I don't think so.

Zed: How about we go into the bedroom and I can give you a little of the molingus?

*pause*

Sally: When are you going to shave that rat of your face?
by Zarbuck December 01, 2010
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Gonenc

Anything halfway between the unknown and the divine.
By 7am we neared the top of the mountain, and just as the light hit us, we were gonenced with wonder.
by Zarbuck February 05, 2010
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