Definitions by Zarbuck

Two-Texting 

When the person you are texting with is also texting someone else and leaving you hanging a lot.

Lopez: What up
John: Meet at Jacks?
(waits 2 minutes)
John: yt?
Lopez: Sry, txting Sarah
John: stop two-texting me. Me or her pls.

Two-Texting by Zarbuck August 26, 2020

Badalump 

When your phone makes a sound indicating that a text message has arrived. It is usually the default sound.

It can also be a derogatory reference to the value of the message where the message is worth less than the sound the message arrival makes.

After getting four incoming text messages, all of which were ignored, Timmy said, "My wife has been budalumping me all day".

"I hate the badalump."

Badalump by Zarbuck November 14, 2011

Dog in my office

A waste of time while at work. Euphemism for fucking the dog while at work.

I'll see you later. Gotta get back to work... well not really. There's a dog in my office today.

Dog in my office by Zarbuck May 5, 2011

Mo-linger 

When a man's movember or prostasche lingers on into December because he is starting to like it.

Usually these people are single or headstrong, as many spouses don't like molingus.

Matt: You didn't shave?

Mike: I'm liking my movember.

Matt: We're in December, dude. Now its a mo-linger.

Mo-linger by Zarbuck December 1, 2010

Molingus 

The act of pleasuring a woman orally while sporting a movember or a mo-linger.

Given the fact that few movembers ever turn into mo-lingers, it is assumed that the woman who likes molingus is a rare find indeed.

Sally: When are you going to shave that rat of your face?

Zed: I thought I'd keep it for a while... I think it looks good.

Sally: I don't think so.

Zed: How about we go into the bedroom and I can give you a little of the molingus?

*pause*

Sally: When are you going to shave that rat of your face?

Molingus by Zarbuck December 1, 2010

Movember Moment 

When two dudes who have never met before, bond over their movembers.

Dave1: I saw you playing squash. Did you beat that guy?
Dave2: Ya. Nice mo.
Dave1: You too.
Shelly: Are you guys having a Movember Moment?

Movember Moment by Zarbuck December 1, 2010

Movember

Refers to both the month and the mustache grown in November to bring attention to mens health issues. The movember can only be sported in the month of Movember but it can precede a mo-linger.

Variances in the cause can lead a movember being called by different names. For instance a prostate cancer movember can also be called a prostache.

A movember is also a crucial ingredient to delivering molingus.

And both parties must be sporting a movember to have an official Movember Moment.

Horatio: Ya, this is my movember. Pretty sweet!

Yorick: Alas, I mine looks like death.

Horatio: Maybe you should comb it?

Movember by Zarbuck December 1, 2010