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Francestown
A jolly little town also known as ftown in the middle of no where, where everyone assumes the rainbow ends.Full of cayotes, major corn chunkage, cow farms,home schooled losers,and retarted uncles. Wouldnt be a strange land to find yourself dreaming about bunnys & llamas. People who live in this town go to pumpkin launching festivals,believe their cats will be hit by reindeer. And have late night cookito runs, in the middle of the forest. Dont be shocked if you see homosapiens/teenagers singing " francestown where the streets are black. you better watch it, you better watch your back" Where fennis was invented. Takes a gillion years to light a ffing sparkler. Little children keep themselves occupied by streaking,skinny dipping,visiting the "general", and shitting in local lakes.
Last year in francestown, we jumped over the fence of a hairy cow farm, where we procided to tell the owner we were only "thinking about it in our mind", even though she was across the street watching us the entire time. We own.
Francestown by Catie and Caroline April 6, 2007
francesturbation
francesturbation: the act of french people speaking proudly about the superiority of the french, often in a condescending way
When you are in a restaurant and you are talking to your friends about how the wine chosen isn't very good, and the frenchman at the table responds by saying "That is because it is not French Wine," typically accompanied by a sly grin. The gratuitous boasting the frenchman is portraying here would be a classic exampple of francesturbation.
francesturbation by captainpun July 28, 2011
Fangeated
Fangeated by TheClubPrez January 27, 2019
Frankenteen
Conjunction between the words Frankenstein (one of the main characters in the homonym novel written in 1818 by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley. He is described as an eight-foot-tall, hideously ugly creation of Dr. Victor Frankenstein) and Teen (teenager)
Is used to describe a person between the ages 15 to 18 (usually male) who has a greater than average height (but does not suffer any kind of genetic or endocrine abnormalities that cause a medical condition known as gigantism). Standard height size can vary depending on the country for e.g. Argentina 1.745 m (5 ft 8 1⁄2 in), Australia 1.784 m (5 ft 10 in), Canada 1.760 m (5 ft 9 1⁄2 in), China 1.663 m (5 ft 5 1⁄2 in), Mexico 1.630 m (5 ft 4 in), U.K. - England 1.776 m (5 ft 10 in), U.S.A. 1.763 m (5 ft 9 1⁄2 in).
It’s very common for gleeks to use this word to describe one of the main characters Finn Hudson (portrayed by Cory Monteith)
Is used to describe a person between the ages 15 to 18 (usually male) who has a greater than average height (but does not suffer any kind of genetic or endocrine abnormalities that cause a medical condition known as gigantism). Standard height size can vary depending on the country for e.g. Argentina 1.745 m (5 ft 8 1⁄2 in), Australia 1.784 m (5 ft 10 in), Canada 1.760 m (5 ft 9 1⁄2 in), China 1.663 m (5 ft 5 1⁄2 in), Mexico 1.630 m (5 ft 4 in), U.K. - England 1.776 m (5 ft 10 in), U.S.A. 1.763 m (5 ft 9 1⁄2 in).
It’s very common for gleeks to use this word to describe one of the main characters Finn Hudson (portrayed by Cory Monteith)
-Move midget I wanna get a drink - a guy insult the other at the counter of a bar
-Im not a midget! Im 5.5 ft in pretty close to the standar size you are a Frankenteen with your 6.9 ft!
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-Do you think Rachel and Finn make a good couple? - a gleek girl ask her friend
-No way he is Frankenteen!, she looks like a dwarf next to him!
-Im not a midget! Im 5.5 ft in pretty close to the standar size you are a Frankenteen with your 6.9 ft!
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-Do you think Rachel and Finn make a good couple? - a gleek girl ask her friend
-No way he is Frankenteen!, she looks like a dwarf next to him!
Frankenteen by Sweet evil angel November 8, 2010
francelle
She's crazy but realiable. A mother for all, love's book and psychology. An ambivert. She's striving to be a strong, intelligent, independent woman. Solitude is her comfort. Never break her trust, you can see her as a stonehearted but it's not. Francelle values trust, character and friendship.
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