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Frankenteen

Conjunction between the words Frankenstein (one of the main characters in the homonym novel written in 1818 by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley. He is described as an eight-foot-tall, hideously ugly creation of Dr. Victor Frankenstein) and Teen (teenager)

Is used to describe a person between the ages 15 to 18 (usually male) who has a greater than average height (but does not suffer any kind of genetic or endocrine abnormalities that cause a medical condition known as gigantism). Standard height size can vary depending on the country for e.g. Argentina 1.745 m (5 ft 8 1⁄2 in), Australia 1.784 m (5 ft 10 in), Canada 1.760 m (5 ft 9 1⁄2 in), China 1.663 m (5 ft 5 1⁄2 in), Mexico 1.630 m (5 ft 4 in), U.K. - England 1.776 m (5 ft 10 in), U.S.A. 1.763 m (5 ft 9 1⁄2 in).

It’s very common for gleeks to use this word to describe one of the main characters Finn Hudson (portrayed by Cory Monteith)
-Move midget I wanna get a drink - a guy insult the other at the counter of a bar

-Im not a midget! Im 5.5 ft in pretty close to the standar size you are a Frankenteen with your 6.9 ft!

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-Do you think Rachel and Finn make a good couple? - a gleek girl ask her friend

-No way he is Frankenteen!, she looks like a dwarf next to him!
by Sweet evil angel November 8, 2010
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Frankenstein Penis

A circumcised penis with a scar on the shaft and a gutted frenulum.
Look at the poor guy tug on his mutilated Frankenstein Penis. Glad I’m uncircumcised I hear they don’t get as much pleasure.
by Where is my foreskin May 25, 2020
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Frankenstein Deck

A Frankenstein Deck is a slide deck or PowerPoint file made up of slides borrowed from other seemingly random decks. It is usually characterized by constant changes in tense, fonts, and background color.
I'm having a hard time following this Frankenstein Deck - none of the background images are consistent, and it seems like some parts were written for different versions of the product.
by PsychoPuppyDad October 3, 2011
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frankenstein product

in environment, a frankenstein product is any product that is made out of two or more components or materials, which while apart could have been disposed of or recycled, but are now a burden on the environment, as they can no longer be separated. it is a bad thing
a milk package is a frankenstein product since it is combined of paper and plastic.
by e-shy November 14, 2009
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Guitarist for the AWESOME horror-punk band the misfits since Danzig was with them. Brother of founding member Jerry Only. He is currently taking time off with his family and has been replaced by Dez Cadena.
just because Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein is so ripped doesn't mean he abuses steroids
by Honest Jackson November 5, 2004
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Frankensteined

The combination of two or more similar elements into one cohesive idea, image or item that appears seemless in presentation.
"Taking two different photographs of the same model, he Frankensteined that lingerie ad into the perfect pose!"
by Monkeyfuck McGrew September 24, 2005
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Young Frankenstein

A classic Mel Brooks film of 1974 shot in black and white; a horror genre spoof that tells the story of the great grandson Frederick Frankenstein and his rejection of the family business. Filled with many iconic characters and gags including the horse whinny following the mention of character name Frau Blucher, the brain of "Abby Normal", the candle/bookcase sequence, the body parts of enormouse proportions, Igor's hump, and the knockers. A 2007 Broadway musical version kept all the great jokes and threw in 20 songs, Starbucks, balls, legs, tits, deep love, erections, and a gay bar.
In the Broadway version of YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, TV star Megan Mullally (Karen of "Will & Grace") stood on the luggage and belted the word "tits" multiple times.
by CroquetGames March 20, 2009
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