Fragott

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A guy who collects a lot of floral fragrances or ones with fruity notes.

Definition:

Guy 1: Is Thomas really wearing Moschino Toy Boy?

Guy 2: Yeah I noticed that too, he's such a fragott

Am I a fragott for wanting to buy Chanel Allure Homme Édition Blanche Eau de Parfum?

Fragott by Blaceph February 18, 2024

Words you can keep

fagott

german for "bassoon". NOT to be confused with the word faggot

oh so your in an orchestra, eh?
yea, i blow the fagott.

fagott by anonymous December 13, 2006

Related Words

Fragott • fagotto • fagott • Fagottini • fagotted • Fagotteer • fagotten • fagotterester • Fagottero • Fagotti

Fagotto

When you want to say someone is a faggot, bitch or a pussy without having to offend any social justice warriors. Can be used to describe friends when they do some gay shit.

You slept over and didn't fuck her?! You're a Fagotto.

You've been at that Ralph's parking lot all night, that's some Fagotto shit.

Fagotto by BOONZIMAN April 23, 2019

Fagott

German word for bassoon not to be confused with faggot.

Der Mann Mit Dem Fagott is an autobiographical film starring udo juergens.

Fagott by Mega nutter February 15, 2017

Interbeastial Fagottism

A same-sex relationship (or one-night-stand) between two animals of different species. The term was coined on the fly whilst observing a male cat romance the hindquarters of a sleeping male dog.

Horrendous.

Shawn: What the fuck are they doing?
Andrew: They're doing it! That's interbeastial faggotism! Crude!
Shawn: Where's my camera? There's gotta be a newsgroup for this kind of thing.

Interbeastial Fagottism by Thousand June 13, 2005

fagotto

A bassoon, in Italian, with variants in several other languages including German (Fagott) and Armenian (fakod in Western Armenian and fagot in Eastern Armenian). The name comes from the word "faggot", meaning a bundle of wooden sticks, which the instrument resembles. Has nothing to do with being gay.

Io suono il fagotto (I play the bassoon).

fagotto by pentozali June 16, 2012

Fagotti

(Bassoon) traditional name for a woodwind instrument in the double reed family

I play the fagotti in the school orchestra

Fagotti by MissRuss November 14, 2014

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026