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When you want to say someone is a faggot, bitch or a pussy without having to offend any social justice warriors. Can be used to describe friends when they do some gay shit.
You slept over and didn't fuck her?! You're a Fagotto.

You've been at that Ralph's parking lot all night, that's some Fagotto shit.
Fagotto by BOONZIMAN April 23, 2019
A bassoon, in Italian, with variants in several other languages including German (Fagott) and Armenian (fakod in Western Armenian and fagot in Eastern Armenian). The name comes from the word "faggot", meaning a bundle of wooden sticks, which the instrument resembles. Has nothing to do with being gay.
Io suono il fagotto (I play the bassoon).
fagotto by pentozali June 16, 2012
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Name for the bassoon in some other language. Probably where "faggot" came from (from "blowing" into a "hole", which is the stereotype)
Person 1: Emily can play the fagotto
Person 2: Who's gay?
fagotto by -- Aik -- May 14, 2009

fagotto  

(faj-o-toh) A "softer" version of the word fagot or something that is "gay" but not necessarily homosexual. Something or someone that is stupid or acting stupid.
"Nah, that fagotto is not coming, he decided to stay in tonight and watch TV"
fagotto by socalriightnow August 3, 2007
A submissive man that acts a little fruity, but is in the closet.
God, look at him.. He's such a fagotto. I ship him with John!
fagotto by Akai6969 November 21, 2021

Darus Fagotto 

Darus is a fagotto, that's why he's Darus Fagotto.
-Darus Fagotto tu sei un fagotto grande!
-Owie, non simpatico.
Darus Fagotto by Darus409 October 31, 2019
german for "bassoon". NOT to be confused with the word faggot
oh so your in an orchestra, eh?
yea, i blow the fagott.
fagott by anonymous December 13, 2006
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