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german for "bassoon". NOT to be confused with the word faggot
oh so your in an orchestra, eh?
yea, i blow the fagott.
fagott by anonymous December 13, 2006
When you want to say someone is a faggot, bitch or a pussy without having to offend any social justice warriors. Can be used to describe friends when they do some gay shit.
You slept over and didn't fuck her?! You're a Fagotto.

You've been at that Ralph's parking lot all night, that's some Fagotto shit.
Fagotto by BOONZIMAN April 23, 2019

great fagotini 

an openly queer illusionist and performance artist, who stives to entertain his audience while educating them about safe sex and gay pride. looks like a combination of liberace and david copperfield, while the act itself is like seeing scott thompson (from kids in the hall) riff on chris angel. and the story about the rabbit ? that's no truer than the practice of gerbiling...
did you guys hear ? the rainbow alliance invited the great fagotini to campus !
great fagotini by frere ubu January 14, 2008

fagotribe 

1. Noun - Stemming from the root words "fag" and "diatribe" a fagotribe is a gay, bitter and abusive speech or piece of writing.

2. Noun - A community or group of fags. In other words a "tribe" of "fags".
1. "That dude was so angry that he decided to walk right up to the anti-gay protesters to give them a fagotribe about the struggles of gays."

2. "Dude, check out that fagotribe walking down the hall."
fagotribe by salashwal April 14, 2012
German word for bassoon not to be confused with faggot.
Der Mann Mit Dem Fagott is an autobiographical film starring udo juergens.
Fagott by Mega nutter February 15, 2017

fagotini 

the kind of pasta that queers eat
mike had a huge bowl of fagotini last night,hes so gay now.
fagotini by dick butt 666 July 12, 2014
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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