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(Bassoon) traditional name for a woodwind instrument in the double reed family
I play the fagotti in the school orchestra
Fagotti by MissRuss November 14, 2014
Words you can keep
german for "bassoon". NOT to be confused with the word faggot
oh so your in an orchestra, eh?
yea, i blow the fagott.
fagott by anonymous December 13, 2006
When you want to say someone is a faggot, bitch or a pussy without having to offend any social justice warriors. Can be used to describe friends when they do some gay shit.
You slept over and didn't fuck her?! You're a Fagotto.

You've been at that Ralph's parking lot all night, that's some Fagotto shit.
Fagotto by BOONZIMAN April 23, 2019

great fagotini 

an openly queer illusionist and performance artist, who stives to entertain his audience while educating them about safe sex and gay pride. looks like a combination of liberace and david copperfield, while the act itself is like seeing scott thompson (from kids in the hall) riff on chris angel. and the story about the rabbit ? that's no truer than the practice of gerbiling...
did you guys hear ? the rainbow alliance invited the great fagotini to campus !
great fagotini by frere ubu January 14, 2008

fagotribe 

1. Noun - Stemming from the root words "fag" and "diatribe" a fagotribe is a gay, bitter and abusive speech or piece of writing.

2. Noun - A community or group of fags. In other words a "tribe" of "fags".
1. "That dude was so angry that he decided to walk right up to the anti-gay protesters to give them a fagotribe about the struggles of gays."

2. "Dude, check out that fagotribe walking down the hall."
fagotribe by salashwal April 14, 2012
German word for bassoon not to be confused with faggot.
Der Mann Mit Dem Fagott is an autobiographical film starring udo juergens.
Fagott by Mega nutter February 15, 2017

fagotini 

the kind of pasta that queers eat
mike had a huge bowl of fagotini last night,hes so gay now.
fagotini by dick butt 666 July 12, 2014
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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