oh snap

a pharse used when taken by surprise

thousandto dumgree: my arms are bigger than your rims nagga
steve: oh snap!!!

by thousand August 31, 2004

dumgree

a nagga that has a degree in bidness, but chooses to sell valentine day candy on a street corner.

(dumgree walks into la casa de thousand)
thousand: they he is

by thousand August 31, 2004

GUHLA

Ghetto term for "Good Lord". Used for expressions of excitement, or suprise

Big O: look at the rock star sectionin this store
thousand: guhla

by thousand September 6, 2004

swoleja

a nagga that has been hitting the gym

steve: damn yo, thousand is becoming a swoleja
Big O: the clothes in the rock star section, aren't gonna fit, yo

by thousand August 29, 2004

Interbeastial Fagottism

A same-sex relationship (or one-night-stand) between two animals of different species. The term was coined on the fly whilst observing a male cat romance the hindquarters of a sleeping male dog.

Horrendous.

Shawn: What the fuck are they doing?
Andrew: They're doing it! That's interbeastial faggotism! Crude!
Shawn: Where's my camera? There's gotta be a newsgroup for this kind of thing.

by Thousand June 13, 2005

...and then I ate the bowl

Used to take an already impressive story or anecdote and crank it up to 11. Appended to the end of said tale as a means of making it even more unbelievable. Derived from one of the greatest Tim Horton's menu items of all time, the Bread Bowl, and its associated ad campaign, which involved a bystander overhearing that Tim Horton's chili or soup was so good, the orator subsequently eats the bowl it came in; the bystander of course not knowing the bowl itself was made of bread.

Guy A: "So what did you get up to last night?"

Guy B: "Dude! It was insane. I pounded back a 40 to myself, smoked a joint the size of a jiffy marker, puked, fell in the pool, and ended up sleeping with my buddy's mom."

Guy A: "Wow, that's the craziest shit I've ever hear..."

Guy B: "...and then I ate the bowl."

Guy A: "Fuck, do you have a church I can join?"

by Thousand March 30, 2009

ass

Used to describe a foul flavor or smell, though not directly comparing the offending taste/odor to ass itself, thus creating a "catch-all" category of troublesome sensory inputs.

"Man, this sandwich smells like ass!"

by Thousand June 8, 2004