Blaceph's definitions

Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.

Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.

by Blaceph January 23, 2021

Snore-gasm

When you cum in your sleep, kinda like a wet dream.

*Looks down at undies* Wtf? I don't remember jacking off last night! Oh wait, I probably had a snore-gasm again, those damn clowns!

by Blaceph April 12, 2021

Fragott

A guy who collects a lot of floral fragrances or ones with fruity notes.

Definition:

Guy 1: Is Thomas really wearing Moschino Toy Boy?

Guy 2: Yeah I noticed that too, he's such a fragott

Am I a fragott for wanting to buy Chanel Allure Homme Édition Blanche Eau de Parfum?

by Blaceph February 18, 2024