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Someone who misses out on one or regular social occasions because of a poor or no excuse.

N. Fr-affer

a 'Fraut' (pronounce Fr-out) can refer to an individual known for repeated "fraffing out".

Of a similar nature also see Fraut
A: "Martin said he's going home early for Christmas missing all the nights out to get a job as a post man"

B: "What a fraffer"

popularly also used in the phrase "he's Fraffing it right
out tonight"

Also a 'Fraut' (pronounce Fr-out) can refer to an individual known for repeated "fraffing out".
Fraffer by Kemics December 11, 2008
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Slow progress, beating around the bush.
Generally wasting time.
'She was mastering the art of faffery in that lesson.'
Faffery by Meadhbh January 4, 2008
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A fussy, indecisive individual, prone to procrastination, dithering between tasks,and who is easily distracted and achieves very little. In-two-minds, he/she flops from one thing to another and starts all over again.
"A faffer is the enemy of time, effortlessly consuming it while pretending to be constructive" - Quote
George emptied his rucksack and reordered the contents putting his shaving gear at the top, deciding he would need it first when he got off the plane, changed his mind and replaced it with his route map. What a faffer! At the last minute he wanted a pee, and the airport coach left without him.
Elmerdale was a wet. His girl-friend always had to tell him what to do. Left on his own he would faff his life away with trivial, unimportant tasks, getting in a muddle, forgetting the things that mattered. He polished his glasses three times before a stranger at the next table reminded him he had cleaned them already and pointed out his shirt cuffs were soaked with tea.
faffer by Henley January 1, 2009

faff [faffer] 

Brit to spend your time doing a lot of unimportant things instead of the thing you should be doing
I wish you'd stop faffing about and do something useful! Cambridge International Dictionary of Phrasal Verbs
faff [faffer] by Nina24 June 30, 2005
The long brush-ended object used in cleaning a toilet.
a) What you really used the flaffer for that?

b) Yeah, I totally need a new flaffer my old flaffer isn't flaffing enough anymore.
flaffer by Streekdaman December 25, 2011
froffer: the girl at the end of the designer coffee assembly line whose sole purpose is to produce frothed milk for your coffee drink.
The damn froffer forgot my name again but look at that head of foam.
Froffer by monkeyman1968 November 2, 2011
someone who fwafs good
u r a fwaffer bitch
fwaffer by Anonymous September 25, 2003
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