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froffer: the girl at the end of the designer coffee assembly line whose sole purpose is to produce frothed milk for your coffee drink.
The damn froffer forgot my name again but look at that head of foam.
Froffer by monkeyman1968 November 2, 2011
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a false offer, totally full of shit when offering help
can i help you move your furniture? such a foffer!!!
foffer by Ron A. August 22, 2007
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An individual with no friends to speak of, who often fofs for lack of anything better to do.
("Foffing" while thinking of past friends is generally considered a rather insulting and disturbing act.)
I used to know a guy named August. Now he's nothing but a shameful foffer. All he talks about is fof this, fof that, foffing himself, it's so gross.
Foffer by Wannabe Grandpa August 4, 2007
a term of endearment you say to someone who is very cute or one you love
froofer by julie March 6, 2005
Someone who misses out on one or regular social occasions because of a poor or no excuse.

N. Fr-affer

a 'Fraut' (pronounce Fr-out) can refer to an individual known for repeated "fraffing out".

Of a similar nature also see Fraut
A: "Martin said he's going home early for Christmas missing all the nights out to get a job as a post man"

B: "What a fraffer"

popularly also used in the phrase "he's Fraffing it right
out tonight"

Also a 'Fraut' (pronounce Fr-out) can refer to an individual known for repeated "fraffing out".
Fraffer by Kemics December 11, 2008
A lurker, stalker, or a general annoyance who never goes away; also, someone who always tries to be apart of a group or conversation by physically interjecting himself without saying a word. Someone who is seemingly your third shoulder although you never talk to them, usually shown as someone who can stand behind you within 2 feet for more than a minute without you realizing it. Can also be used in verb form; to fof. If an occurance where a foffer fofs someone, it is known as a foffing.
"This foffer was totally trying to listen to what i was saying to Dave, so we moved a few feet away. He followed us though, so finally i had to glare at him to get him to leave."
"Dude, this guy was totally foffing me for super long! I didn't even realize it until i happened to turn my head and see him right over my shoulder!"
"Poor Erica, she just got a a major foffing from that creeper over there."
Foffer by Arkanian May 14, 2009
faggot and pofter rolled in one
man look at him what a fooffer
fooffer by MaD_MaX_1991 October 20, 2008
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