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flaffer

The long brush-ended object used in cleaning a toilet.
a) What you really used the flaffer for that?

b) Yeah, I totally need a new flaffer my old flaffer isn't flaffing enough anymore.
by Streekdaman December 25, 2011
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flaffer

a) a butterfly on ecstasy.

b) a dumb ass roommate
That roommate of yours is a flaffer!
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Flufferluber

1. A staff member on gay porn sets whose job is to keep dicks hard and anuses lubed.
2. A person of exceptional gayness.
Ryan is such a flufferluber. Caught him playing on his Game Cube and eating breakfast from his boyfriend's ass.
by chickenmcfweeb September 7, 2016
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Clown fluffer

An employee of a circus who's main job task is keeping a clown's penis erect through fellatio during show intervals.
'Damn, that clown fluffer's lips sure are red and swollen!'
by The_Word_Baker August 20, 2009
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Flufferwaffe

The Nazi support personnel who sexually fluffed the pilots of the Luftwaffe.
The Luftwaffe pilots would line up, drop their pants, and let the uniformed men of the Flufferwaffe jack them off and suck their dicks before flying into air combat.
by tkobaltimore March 8, 2020
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Unicorn Fluffer

A girl who lives in a fantasy world, usually her bedroom is decorated in a fantasy theme, has excessive fantasies about guys in bands, actors or other fantasy figures who she will never meet, spends excessive time online living her 'life' on social networking sites or 3D virtual worlds or blogging. Wishes she could become her avatar. Her fantasy world is more satisfying than reality.
One girl to another: Jessica is becoming like a hermit.

Another: I haven't seen her in forever.

Girl: She messages me thru Myspace, she never calls anymore.

Another: She texted me that she found her soulmate on Second Life.

Girl: Probably a hideous troll In Real Life.

Another: Well he probably doesn't know what she looks like IRL either.

Girl: She's seen Twilight 20 times. She blogged about it on her LiveJournal. I think she's become a Unicorn Fluffer!
by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009
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Faffery

'She was mastering the art of faffery in that lesson.'
by Meadhbh January 4, 2008
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