Fornering 

The act of extending the branches of foldaway Christmas trees before decorating. Can include the addition of actual tree parts, but not necessary or common.

"What's on home girl?"
"Hey Daddy-O, I'm just fornering the Christmas tree, it's the key to a nice tree."

Fornering by anonymous November 24, 2023

Forstering About 

Extreme procrastination when a social appointment is looming, a process that often results in Mortlocking it.

The party was at 9pm, but I was Forstering about with Facebook and finally got in the shower at 8.55.

Simon had been Forstering about and home with some quackish treatments for McDonaldism and, by the time he actually got to the docks, all the best sailors had been taken. As such, he ended up having to go home with Vladimir One-Bollock, who also has syphilis. That'll teach him.

Forstering About by Lancaster's Second Finest June 6, 2015

Fostering 

When you simp so hard, you can't end a platonic friendship with your crush.

"I thought Francesca didn't want to be friends with Jacob anymore"
"Nah bro, hes fostering so hard she forgave him"

Fostering by Ben Benkins February 6, 2020

Cornering 

The ability to a smoke a bowl of sensi one segment at a time by holding the lighter at an oblique angle to each unburned "corner" in turn, thereby allowing multiple persons to receive a fresh hit.

Dude, this is my last nug. Don't forget to corner it so I can get a freshie.

Cornering by mobiustrip July 8, 2005

Forbesing 

When you meet a girl for only a week and you fall deeply in love with them, pin them on Snapchat, talk about a future together, and doesn’t leave their side.

“Awe man, he Forbesing for Susanna again”
“The Lion is hunting for a new partner. Hope he doesn’t Forbes it again”

Forbesing by Ryan is a goat 161 February 7, 2023

cube cornering 

an uncomfortable work situation where a coworkers get extremely close to you in your cube and corners you in. This typically happens when they look at something on your computer screen or come in to tell you some gossip. The key here is not only does the person infringe on your space, the person also stays around too long. One could be cube cornering a coworker for several minutes.

First thing Monday morning, Michael Jan did his usual cube cornering on me. I had to ask him to leave after a couple of extremely uncomfortable minutes.

cube cornering by Brent Hoo July 18, 2006

Farmering 

The act of being a farmer. Not to be confused with farming which is what farmers do.

John: Hey Steve! Guess what I did this weekend.
Steve: What?
John: Farmering like a boss!

Farmering by grigs August 9, 2012