Forestia

An impoverished older female who seeks attention and validation online from usually younger guys by constantly feigning victim. Low intelligence and psychotic babble are hallmarks as such a person has little working knowledge of anything but self.

I was chatting online the other day when some weirdo chic starts telling me her story of being digitally raped.

Guy 2
Oh yeah? Whatd she look like?

Guy1
Old dame with ratty hair. Looked like she been living in a cave.

Guy2

Uh huh. What else she say?

Guy1 she all but begged me to feel sorry for her then started rambling about boys.

Guy 2
Sounds like a lady forestia...

Guy1
Yea probably was, given all the lies and victim cards.

by WhoWillYouBlameItOnNext November 25, 2018