Forestia 

An impoverished older female who seeks attention and validation online from usually younger guys by constantly feigning victim. Low intelligence and psychotic babble are hallmarks as such a person has little working knowledge of anything but self.

I was chatting online the other day when some weirdo chic starts telling me her story of being digitally raped.

Guy 2
Oh yeah? Whatd she look like?

Guy1
Old dame with ratty hair. Looked like she been living in a cave.

Guy2

Uh huh. What else she say?

Guy1 she all but begged me to feel sorry for her then started rambling about boys.

Guy 2
Sounds like a lady forestia...

Guy1
Yea probably was, given all the lies and victim cards.

Forestia by WhoWillYouBlameItOnNext November 25, 2018

Forestalgia 

An individual’s yearning for an idealized future. It is the future-focused counterpart to nostalgia.

The student had a profound feeling of forestalgia about his life to come after graduation.

Forestalgia by bobthecopywriter April 10, 2022

Forestall 

A pretentious word that only the most arrogant of all fucks would use instead of the word "prevent".

I wonder if the writer of that railroad rule book could forestall me from shoving my boot in his ass.

Forestall by Anglo Gerry May 26, 2013

lipular forestation

a condition in females where facial hair, particularly above the lip, becomes unkept and therefore noticeable from a distance of at least six feet.

How long has she been sporting that lipular forestation?

As I approached her, it soon became apparent she hadn't waxed, shaved, bleached, plucked, or otherwise managed those rogue facial hairs and therefore developed quite a bit of lipular forestation.

lipular forestation by rlh06 December 21, 2010

Forestache 

When a unibrow is so thick that it becomes a mustache on the forehead.

"I have to go trim my forestache so it stops rubbing on the top of my glasses."

Forestache by CocoSantango February 23, 2010

De-forestation 

The art of shaving one's genitals.

Maggie never learned about de-forestation. Someone needs to vacuum that carpet...

De-forestation by Sara Lou September 24, 2007

forestay 

A part of a sailboat used to secure the mast. Its thickness and positioning is perfect to practice giving hand jobs; a great hands on learning experience.

Late one night we caught Hunter teaching Elizabeth how to give a hand job with the forestay

forestay by elizabeth February 1, 2004