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Foresting 

The act of sticking a thin wooden dowel (the less smooth, the better) into a man's urethra, then pulling it out as fast as possible, leaving many splinters inside the penis.
Guy 1: How was your date last night with Katie?
Guy 2: It was pretty good. Me and her were foresting, but we had to stop once her parents came home.
Foresting by Shreddi April 23, 2019

foresting 

The act of laughing in an obnoxious manner after everything that you say. It can be tagged at the end of any statement to make it appear that you are being sarcastic.
1)Fred used foresting by adding a shrill laugh to the end of a normally hateful statement, in attempts to pass it off as a harmless joke: "Your probably the ugliest person i've ever seen! HAHAHA"
foresting by Richard Snodgrass February 12, 2008

foresting 

Act of putting a die or something small into your foreskin so that it sticks out a little and then you put a milk whipper on it
-"last night was crazy, i was foresting all night"
foresting by cantfindme July 9, 2025

Forestalgia 

An individual’s yearning for an idealized future. It is the future-focused counterpart to nostalgia.
The student had a profound feeling of forestalgia about his life to come after graduation.
Forestalgia by bobthecopywriter April 10, 2022

foreskin swirl 

Occurs when an uncircumcised man is receiving fellatio. The fellator sticks his or her tongue between the head and the foreskin of a partially erect penis and makes a vigorous swirling motion.
I had a chub so she gave me the old foreskin swirl to get it full mast.
foreskin swirl by harrisg5 August 12, 2010

Foreskin Tag 

Foreskin tag is like regular tag but you don’t use your finger you use your foreskin. You can only tag someone by touching them with your foreskin or cumming on them. Note: (having a boner to increase range is allowed
Kyle: Ayo shemar you down to play “Foreskin Tag” at recess?
Shemar: Yeah bro Imma ask Ms.Pumpernickel if she wants to play too, wait she don’t got no foreskin....
Kyle: True, unless......
Foreskin Tag by SMELLY DOORKNOB August 11, 2020

nice job foreskin 

phrase used by me when someone on my team does a shitty job.
for grammar nazis that like beAuTIfuL text: "Nice job, foreskin."
teammate: *dies from his own grenade*
other teammate: "wow"
me: "nice job foreskin"
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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