Forestasia

Forestasia is a dream girl. She's the type of girl you know about, but never know.

Person 1: Wow she is Forestasia

Person 2: Yes indeed

by DefnotForestasia October 9, 2021

Forestalgia

An individual’s yearning for an idealized future. It is the future-focused counterpart to nostalgia.

The student had a profound feeling of forestalgia about his life to come after graduation.

by bobthecopywriter April 10, 2022

lipular forestation

a condition in females where facial hair, particularly above the lip, becomes unkept and therefore noticeable from a distance of at least six feet.

How long has she been sporting that lipular forestation?

As I approached her, it soon became apparent she hadn't waxed, shaved, bleached, plucked, or otherwise managed those rogue facial hairs and therefore developed quite a bit of lipular forestation.

by rlh06 December 21, 2010

De-forestation

The art of shaving one's genitals.

Maggie never learned about de-forestation. Someone needs to vacuum that carpet...

by Sara Lou September 24, 2007

Forestia

An impoverished older female who seeks attention and validation online from usually younger guys by constantly feigning victim. Low intelligence and psychotic babble are hallmarks as such a person has little working knowledge of anything but self.

I was chatting online the other day when some weirdo chic starts telling me her story of being digitally raped.

Guy 2
Oh yeah? Whatd she look like?

Guy1
Old dame with ratty hair. Looked like she been living in a cave.

Guy2

Uh huh. What else she say?

Guy1 she all but begged me to feel sorry for her then started rambling about boys.

Guy 2
Sounds like a lady forestia...

Guy1
Yea probably was, given all the lies and victim cards.

by WhoWillYouBlameItOnNext November 25, 2018

Forestalgia

fore·stal·gi·a
n.

1. A bittersweet longing for things, persons, or situations to come in the future.
2. To imagine what the future holds.

1. While sitting in class Razmig began having forestalgic dreams.
2. James began day dreaming of what the future could hold, he was overtaken by forestalgia.

by razmiga March 5, 2006

Forestalgia

The feeling of realizing something you fantasized about in the past has become commonplace.

I had an overwhelming feeling of forestalgia when I saw the Space-X Starship!

by Li Li Marleaux October 15, 2019