WhoWillYouBlameItOnNext's definitions
An impoverished older female who seeks attention and validation online from usually younger guys by constantly feigning victim. Low intelligence and psychotic babble are hallmarks as such a person has little working knowledge of anything but self.
I was chatting online the other day when some weirdo chic starts telling me her story of being digitally raped.
Guy 2
Oh yeah? Whatd she look like?
Guy1
Old dame with ratty hair. Looked like she been living in a cave.
Guy2
Uh huh. What else she say?
Guy1 she all but begged me to feel sorry for her then started rambling about boys.
Guy 2
Sounds like a lady forestia...
Guy1
Yea probably was, given all the lies and victim cards.
Guy 2
Oh yeah? Whatd she look like?
Guy1
Old dame with ratty hair. Looked like she been living in a cave.
Guy2
Uh huh. What else she say?
Guy1 she all but begged me to feel sorry for her then started rambling about boys.
Guy 2
Sounds like a lady forestia...
Guy1
Yea probably was, given all the lies and victim cards.
by WhoWillYouBlameItOnNext November 25, 2018
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