Definitions by WhoWillYouBlameItOnNext
Forestia
An impoverished older female who seeks attention and validation online from usually younger guys by constantly feigning victim. Low intelligence and psychotic babble are hallmarks as such a person has little working knowledge of anything but self.
I was chatting online the other day when some weirdo chic starts telling me her story of being digitally raped.
Guy 2
Oh yeah? Whatd she look like?
Guy1
Old dame with ratty hair. Looked like she been living in a cave.
Guy2
Uh huh. What else she say?
Guy1 she all but begged me to feel sorry for her then started rambling about boys.
Guy 2
Sounds like a lady forestia...
Guy1
Yea probably was, given all the lies and victim cards.
Guy 2
Oh yeah? Whatd she look like?
Guy1
Old dame with ratty hair. Looked like she been living in a cave.
Guy2
Uh huh. What else she say?
Guy1 she all but begged me to feel sorry for her then started rambling about boys.
Guy 2
Sounds like a lady forestia...
Guy1
Yea probably was, given all the lies and victim cards.
Forestia by WhoWillYouBlameItOnNext November 25, 2018