elizabeth's definitions

plood

short for plastic wood, or veneered particle board

"I know he thinks it's fine furniture, but that desk is made of plood."

by Elizabeth January 2, 2004

get off

1.)Meaning for a guy to ejaculate/cum.
2.) To tell a person to get off the top off you.

1.) Dan totally got off after Elizabeth gave him a mind-blowing blowjob.
2.) *Person A jumps onto Person B*
Person A: RAWR!!!!
Person B: DUDE! GET OFF!!!

by Elizabeth March 3, 2005

bag lunch

Usually for the kids (in school), if they don't buy a lunch at the school for almost $2.00, and it's not crap, then it's a bagged lunch. It can be in one of those brown paper bags... or in a lunch box: a hard one (I'm not talking "horny" you sick bastards), or a soft one.

"I had my Mom pack me a bag lunch," said Jimmy, "I didn't wanna put up with the crap they serve in the cafeteria again..."

by Elizabeth September 6, 2004

Kramer Attack

To have an untimely attack of hot, explosive diarrhea.

Heidi had a Kramer Attack at Wal-mart. Her pants show evidence that she barely made it to the bathroom.

by Elizabeth May 12, 2003

Rumorish

Someone or Something who starts or spreads a lot of rumors

The 6th graders in our school are so rumorish

by Elizabeth December 12, 2004

Trivial Pursuit

A veiled invitation for sex.

"Do you want to come over and, uh, play Trivial Pursuit?"

by elizabeth May 5, 2004

butt monkey

a weird person

ex. Shaun or Kirby

by Elizabeth February 20, 2004