Footcar

Nascar meets Football. Two teams of 10 Nascar drivers line up on a large football field and play a game of Team Chicken. The middle of the playing field is defined by an actual chicken that starts at the center of the physical field.

Hitting the chicken loses the game.

"Hey guys, hows it going?"
"Footcar."
"Huh? What's footcar?"
"Footcar. You know? There's a chicken in the middle."
"What the fuck..."

by pastadiablo September 21, 2011

Footclart

The abstract definition of a Swedish dish is often utilized by twitch streamers.
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Chat: Say footclart
Streamer: What is a footclart?
Chat: Clipped.

by DJSpecky March 19, 2022

Footcall

Similar to a bootycall, but a call for feet instead. Having a attraction to footjob sex.

" hey tammy hook me up with a footcall!"

by Rawrdong October 16, 2016

Footcrabology

The study of footcrabs

Footcrabology study: Low frequency basslines in British footcrabs

by DocFootcrab April 7, 2011

penalty footcase

Noun - a padded cover in which a person's shoe covers the toes.

He was suspended for wearing the penalty footcase as a member of the Guardada

by Marc2.0 July 29, 2023

Footard

Bastardisation of Fucktard. Usually used to describe a child with other children near and you do not want them to hear you swear.

Jeees, how much of a footard was Sam today. He kicked his gramps square in the love spuds and bruised his grans left breasticle when he headbutted her puppies. That boy is becoming a footard.

by Walsallandnotarapist!woohoo! September 18, 2012

foottard

A toe that does not bend.

My toe is such a foottard!

by asmellytaco December 19, 2020