Footard

Bastardisation of Fucktard. Usually used to describe a child with other children near and you do not want them to hear you swear.

Jeees, how much of a footard was Sam today. He kicked his gramps square in the love spuds and bruised his grans left breasticle when he headbutted her puppies. That boy is becoming a footard.

by Walsallandnotarapist!woohoo! September 18, 2012

Foxtard

Any human being stupid enough to allow the 24 hour news station to be their only source of news, commentary or current events.

He really believes that a for profit TV station can provide all the news in a fair and balanced way, so he must be a real Foxtard.

by Mollydoll1 October 30, 2015

Foxtard

Portmanteau of Fox and Retard. A dumbass who demonstrates their extreme bias and stupidity publicly on Fox News.

The anchor rephrased the question so that she would look like less of a foxtard.

by namethatnobodyhas November 10, 2009

FOXtarded

Someone who takes any FOX news report as gospel without any critical thinking is said to be FOXtarded, or a FOXtard.

She actually thought the Muppets are anti-business! She must be FOXtarded! What a FOXtard!

by Johnnyface November 9, 2012

FloTard

Fucking Loser Retard

NOT to be used on actual mentally retarded people...thats just cruel...

ONLY for use on people who act retarded but aren't

For example....

1.Matt sharted at the party last night and didn't go home to change his pants...the flotard

2.Denise was being such a flotard today in english...Wtf was her problem?

See?
2nd most "amazing" word in the world

by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

Fortard

Someone who creates an alternate meaning for a word so he can use it on Facebook

Scott created a new word so he wouldn't offend coworkers. What a Fortard.

by PdxJosh March 30, 2013

foodtarded

Exactly what it sounds like. When you get lethargic, or even comatose, from eating too much good food.

"Man, we were gonna go to the show, but we got foodtarded off of fried chicken and mac 'n' cheese at Chris's, and just wound up lying around, watching 'Dodgeball.'"

by gulliblezine May 11, 2006