foottard

A toe that does not bend.

My toe is such a foottard!

by asmellytaco December 19, 2020

foodtarded

Exactly what it sounds like. When you get lethargic, or even comatose, from eating too much good food.

"Man, we were gonna go to the show, but we got foodtarded off of fried chicken and mac 'n' cheese at Chris's, and just wound up lying around, watching 'Dodgeball.'"

by gulliblezine May 11, 2006

foodtarded

A person with common and obvious taste in food.

I love the Cheesecake Factory. It keeps all the foodtarded people away from my restaurants.

by thefoodtard November 10, 2009

Fooftard

Fooftard = foof + retard

1) In this sense, it's simply a derogatory word used to insult people.

2) It can also be used as a way of saying someone has a retarded vagina.

1) You're such a fooftard!

2) Man, my penis is all green after fucking that fooftard.

by OhTheDamageIsDone December 1, 2006

foodtard

foodtard: Someone who doesn't know anything about fine cuisine or is scared of trying new food.

I took my friend with a high school education to a fancy restaurant but they couldn't order anything on the menu because they didn't know what anything was. They were a foodtard

by Deadmoneyps August 2, 2017

Fooltard

A person whos personal actions represent them as foolish and retarded at the same time.
Egro Fooltard
Can also be used as an adjective
Eg Fooltarded

The silly fooltard Joe met his demise when he had sex with his fooltarded girlfriend Denise.

by Hatler Christ May 7, 2009

fooltard

One who appears to be as stupid as a mentally retarded person, but not because of lack of intelligence but just because they're foolish.

"Henry, for the last time stop playing Russian Roulete like a total fooltard

by Ian McFarland December 3, 2004