footcandle 

An act in which you shove your toes up the asshole of another. Typically, either one or both of the individuals have a foot fetish.

“Take off your socks and give me the footcandle of a lifetime!”

footcandle by Ronald_Swanson March 20, 2024

Foodhandler 

When person uses food to masterbate

Andrew: hey guys can I borrow that cucumber?
Walter: you're not a foodhandler are you?
Andrew: of course not ;)

Foodhandler by Nerdytits April 25, 2015

French Fartcandle 

A term for a non-interactive, smelly person that serves nothing this world other than smelling like absolute shit.

“I dont wanna say any names, but the guy with the square moustache reminds me of a french fartcandle.”

French Fartcandle by PolishedPocketPenis November 22, 2024