footbal 

the dumbest thing ever

you're footbal.

footbal by UR A F****R April 16, 2024

footbabe

A lady which knows how to tease and turn men on with her sexy feet.

-Man, Sandra is a total footbabe. Just look how she crossed her ankles !
-She knows her high arches and soft soles turn us on. That girl is nuts !

footbabe by CuriousOne January 8, 2010

High school football game 

A football game played by high schoolers, but mainly a social event. 20% of people watch the game, and 80% talk and socialize majority of the game.

When all the highschoolers went to the High school football game,they new the game would actually be a social gathering.

High school football game by urbandictionaryknowitall October 23, 2011

football guy 

A person, usually a coach, who is addicted to football and will do anything no matter how ridiculous to help his team win. Many times when football guys lose football, they go through severe withdrawals and sometimes can die.

Joe Paterno was such a football guy, that the second he got fired he couldn't live anymore.

football guy by Pharr August 26, 2017

footballistically 

Word coined by Arsene Wenger, manager of Arsenal FC football club of London, England. Footballistically is used to mean

1. in terms of football (the actual action of playing)

2. football-wise

Footballistically, Arsenal are a better team than Manchester United!

Theo Walcott, has improved footballistically!

footballistically by presiDizzle November 17, 2007

Footballin 

When your balls hang so low they lay across your feet.

Damn Joe, you are footballin!

Footballin by BMJimmer August 12, 2012

monkey trying to fuck a football 

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football by bluebear January 9, 2021