To grab your flaccid penis and rotate it wildly in a clockwise or counter clockwise in a rotor-like fashion. Resembling a helicopter. You must achieve a maximum speed of 69 rotations per second to achieve flight with this action.
May be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or an adverb to fit any kind of sentence.
Jeff just started his Finland Helicopter and flew out of the window!
When your balls hang so low they lay across your feet.
Damn Joe, you are footballin!