2 definitions by BMJimmer

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Finland Helicopter

To grab your flaccid penis and rotate it wildly in a clockwise or counter clockwise in a rotor-like fashion. Resembling a helicopter. You must achieve a maximum speed of 69 rotations per second to achieve flight with this action.

May be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or an adverb to fit any kind of sentence.
Jeff just started his Finland Helicopter and flew out of the window!
by BMJimmer November 19, 2010
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When your balls hang so low they lay across your feet.
Damn Joe, you are footballin!
by BMJimmer August 07, 2012
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