footbal
you're footbal.
footbal by UR A F****R April 16, 2024
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footbabe
-Man, Sandra is a total footbabe. Just look how she crossed her ankles !
-She knows her high arches and soft soles turn us on. That girl is nuts !
-She knows her high arches and soft soles turn us on. That girl is nuts !
footbabe by CuriousOne January 8, 2010
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High school football game
A football game played by high schoolers, but mainly a social event. 20% of people watch the game, and 80% talk and socialize majority of the game.
When all the highschoolers went to the High school football game,they new the game would actually be a social gathering.
High school football game by urbandictionaryknowitall October 23, 2011
football guy
A person, usually a coach, who is addicted to football and will do anything no matter how ridiculous to help his team win. Many times when football guys lose football, they go through severe withdrawals and sometimes can die.
football guy by Pharr August 26, 2017
footballistically
Word coined by Arsene Wenger, manager of Arsenal FC football club of London, England. Footballistically is used to mean
1. in terms of football (the actual action of playing)
2. football-wise
1. in terms of football (the actual action of playing)
2. football-wise
Footballistically, Arsenal are a better team than Manchester United!
Theo Walcott, has improved footballistically!
Theo Walcott, has improved footballistically!
footballistically by presiDizzle November 17, 2007
Footballin
Footballin by BMJimmer August 12, 2012
monkey trying to fuck a football
a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football
monkey trying to fuck a football by bluebear January 9, 2021
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
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Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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