Footballbat
An as of yet non-existant sporting-goods object used as a slang adjective to describe the level of Gayness that a Homosexual exhibits in public.
Footballbat by The Morbid One December 23, 2002
Footballbat
Footballbat by casperfastt November 23, 2018
footballistically
Word coined by Arsene Wenger, manager of Arsenal FC football club of London, England. Footballistically is used to mean
1. in terms of football (the actual action of playing)
2. football-wise
1. in terms of football (the actual action of playing)
2. football-wise
Footballistically, Arsenal are a better team than Manchester United!
Theo Walcott, has improved footballistically!
Theo Walcott, has improved footballistically!
footballistically by presiDizzle November 17, 2007
footballitie
footallitie are the people who live and die for soccer. soccer is always on your mind; eating, school, sleeping, driving, talking. soccer comes before everything else, before school, before girls, before family. soccer...is the game that you live for
footballitie by bibic May 7, 2005
queer as a football bat
queer as a football bat by james savik February 4, 2008
queer as a football bat
A double entendre phrase used to express extreme oddity, but can also connote flamboyant homosexuality. The word queer — in its traditional usage — denotes strangeness, and when coupled with the imagery of a football bat — presumably American football — the strangeness is intensified. After all, who ever saw a football bat? What would you strike with it?
Have you met that new guy down in the invoice office with the huge mustache and white denim jacket? He's about as queer as a football bat.
queer as a football bat by POLYONYMOUS February 18, 2012