Footballbat

An as of yet non-existant sporting-goods object used as a slang adjective to describe the level of Gayness that a Homosexual exhibits in public.

Dude! That Guy was Queer as a footballbat!

by The Morbid One December 23, 2002

Footballbat

Footballbat-someting OR someone useless.

"oh Kyle? yes he has as much purpose as a footballbat"

by casperfastt November 23, 2018