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Footballbat

An as of yet non-existant sporting-goods object used as a slang adjective to describe the level of Gayness that a Homosexual exhibits in public.
Dude! That Guy was Queer as a footballbat!
by The Morbid One December 23, 2002
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Footballbat

Footballbat-someting OR someone useless.
"oh Kyle? yes he has as much purpose as a footballbat"
by casperfastt November 23, 2018
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footballistically

Word coined by Arsene Wenger, manager of Arsenal FC football club of London, England. Footballistically is used to mean

1. in terms of football (the actual action of playing)

2. football-wise
Footballistically, Arsenal are a better team than Manchester United!

Theo Walcott, has improved footballistically!
by presiDizzle November 17, 2007
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footballitie

footallitie are the people who live and die for soccer. soccer is always on your mind; eating, school, sleeping, driving, talking. soccer comes before everything else, before school, before girls, before family. soccer...is the game that you live for
a. del piero. raul. r. carlos - les tres amigos
by bibic May 7, 2005
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football bat

Army slang, meaning "severely fucked up". Used in the context of comparison. See also: hockey cleats
"Ho-ley shit, Private Snuffy! You lost your rifle??? You are fucked up like a football bat, son!"
by Bullzeye December 26, 2003
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queer as a football bat

Describes a flamboyant homosexuals manner and dress. Origin: 70's slang, South Eastern US.
Oh Jeff is queer as a football bat but he's so nice most people don't care.
by james savik February 4, 2008
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queer as a football bat

A double entendre phrase used to express extreme oddity, but can also connote flamboyant homosexuality. The word queer — in its traditional usage — denotes strangeness, and when coupled with the imagery of a football bat — presumably American football — the strangeness is intensified. After all, who ever saw a football bat? What would you strike with it?
Have you met that new guy down in the invoice office with the huge mustache and white denim jacket? He's about as queer as a football bat.
by POLYONYMOUS February 18, 2012
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