footballboner

A term used to describe a footballer (soccer player) who has a bulge in his shorts.

"I love Footballboners!"

by Joey Fenton February 27, 2007

football boner

An overwhelming sense of excitement that comes from an amazing play on the field.

Every time Matthew Stafford throws to Calvin Johnson I get a football boner.

by Society Kills January 8, 2012

Football boner

This is when you are really excited about football season.

Tommy had a hige football boner all week, waiting for football to start on Friday night.

by Ohio driver September 5, 2019