Foodcaster

An individual who admires all things food related and desires to report back to the people the latest news on food trends, restaurants, recipes and events. To eat and review of foods all over the world is to Foodcast.

Did you watch the Foodcaster review on that new restaurant that opened up on Rose Lane?

by TheFoodcaster June 5, 2018

foodster

The unholy fusion of a FOODIE and a HIPSTER. Persons that need to be annoyingly cool about using non-mainstream ingredients or techniques while cooking.

Foodster: So, I made this vegan amouse-bouche with raw macadamia butter waffers and azuki beans, covered in coconut oil, but everybody was so ignorant that they didn't appreciate it.
Friend: Dude, you are just a foodster.

by alect0 May 6, 2010

foodster

An emo chick with a semi-attractive face who posts her profile on friendster, all-the-while failing to show the fact that even though she may have a alright face, she's the size of a bloated rhinocerous.

Used primarily as an insult regardless of actual physical characteristics.

(Taken from the Pitboss 2000 song of the same name.)

"For some reason, foodsters are really starting to attract me..."

"Dude, I seriously hope what you meant to say was, 'I'm gay'!"

by Straight Up February 19, 2004

Forecasterbate

To masturbate to the Baseball Forecaster's preseason projects and/or Ron Shandler's visage on the back cover. The springtime equivalent of rosterbation.

The Kenley Jansen page of the Baseball Forecaster was stuck together after Zach forecasterbated with that page open all winter long.

by ShandlerandTroutsittinginatree March 11, 2013

Foodcast

Foodcast is to report on daily, weekly or monthly national food holidays. To foodcast is to share upcoming trends and food happenings.

Rose reports that this week's "Foodcast" shows that Wednesday is National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day and Friday is National Cheeseburger Day.

by The Weekly Foodcast October 1, 2018

footmaster

Someone with a ridiculously obvious foot fetish (i.e. fapping to feet and often complimenting the sexiness of some random person/character's feet). To some degree, all footmasters generally masturbate to foot fetish related pictures and videos on Internet sources like Deviantart at least once if not twice or thrice per day, although secretly. Many footmasters are probably under 18 years of age and would probably not take terribly kindly to it if another footmaster made foot fetish art of them. However, some teenage footmasters have proven to be so narcissistic that they have actually made I-pad recording videos of themselves teasing themselves with their own bare feet and then masturbated to the self-made videos.

Named after someone who is actually literally named footmaster on DeviantArt.

"It seems that if someone on DeviantArt isn't a footmaster, he's usually either a gaymaster, a voremaster, a fatmaster, a fartmaster, or some other random fetish that I can't remember off the top of my head right now..."

Basically, a compound word of "foot" and "masturbation"; in other words, one who masturbates to feet.

You know those guys on DeviantArt who create foot fetish fanart of practically everything that comes to mind? God, what a bunch of fucking footmasters

by xandermartin98 November 2, 2014

Foodsterbate

The act of masturbating while eating, in order to achieve maximum pleasure in at least two of your god given holes.

"The only way this Chinese buffet could get any better is if I could handle chopsticks and foodsterbate at the same time."

by CaLeOKO January 9, 2014