The act of masturbating while eating, in order to achieve maximum pleasure in at least two of your god given holes.
"The only way this Chinese buffet could get any better is if I could handle chopsticks and foodsterbate at the same time."
by CaLeOKO January 9, 2014
Get the Foodsterbate mug.Eating something boring and fantasizing that it is actually something good. similar to masturbating but involving food and non-sexual
Last night I wanted Pizza so bad but I was broke and only had a loaf of bread so I fooderbated about Pizza while I ate boring toast.
I fooderbate about lobster all the time.
I fooderbate about lobster all the time.
by Canucks Fan April 3, 2006
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The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.
by Rob D January 29, 2005
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"Did you see that Dominos Pizza commercial? Ooooooh I want Pizza now. Too bad I am broke. I guess I will eat toast and fooderbate about Pizza."
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