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footmaster 

Someone with a ridiculously obvious foot fetish (i.e. fapping to feet and often complimenting the sexiness of some random person/character's feet). To some degree, all footmasters generally masturbate to foot fetish related pictures and videos on Internet sources like Deviantart at least once if not twice or thrice per day, although secretly. Many footmasters are probably under 18 years of age and would probably not take terribly kindly to it if another footmaster made foot fetish art of them. However, some teenage footmasters have proven to be so narcissistic that they have actually made I-pad recording videos of themselves teasing themselves with their own bare feet and then masturbated to the self-made videos.

Named after someone who is actually literally named footmaster on DeviantArt.

"It seems that if someone on DeviantArt isn't a footmaster, he's usually either a gaymaster, a voremaster, a fatmaster, a fartmaster, or some other random fetish that I can't remember off the top of my head right now..."

Basically, a compound word of "foot" and "masturbation"; in other words, one who masturbates to feet.
You know those guys on DeviantArt who create foot fetish fanart of practically everything that comes to mind? God, what a bunch of fucking footmasters
footmaster by xandermartin98 November 2, 2014
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Footeater 

An imaginary mythical creature who lives under the bed and in many cultures it is believed by little children that if you put your foot out of the bed blanket/comforter during night time, it may come out and eat your foot, (may be used to frighten children into good behavior).
If you put your foot out of the blanket, the footeater might eat it!
Footeater by Sohmel September 1, 2016

Flopmaster 

When a person makes plans and doesn't show up or does not follow through with the plans, they flop. This person becomes a flopmaster after not following through on a consistent level.
Alex: Hey man! I'm coming to visit you in three weeks!
Brandon: Okay, sweet!

*3 weeks later*

Alex: Yaaaaa. My mom said I have to work.
Brandon: Flopmaster.
Flopmaster by Sun-Maid Raisins September 21, 2012

I'm the legendary fartmaster 

Sans' possibly secret secret code word or his secret secret triple-secret codeword. It's undecided.
Bruhhh, I'm too lazy to right anything so...yeah.
I'm the legendary fartmaster.

Fartmaster 

A creater of immensely powerful farts, ranging from either sheer loudness or deathly odour.
Holy shit dude, you're the fartmaster......you could cut that fart with a chair leg.
Fartmaster by johnny.mc August 28, 2009
a. a fob in a position of authority
b. a fob who is significantly fobbier than other fobs, therefore has been promoted to a master of fobs

In order to be a fobmaster the fob must:
- a fob who is balding, or
- a fob who has power over another person, or (fob or not)
- or fob who has white hair, or
- a fob who is older than 40
If your landlord or professor is a fob, then he is a fobmaster.
fobmaster by Ministry of Fobs October 9, 2008

Foodcaster 

An individual who admires all things food related and desires to report back to the people the latest news on food trends, restaurants, recipes and events. To eat and review of foods all over the world is to Foodcast.
Did you watch the Foodcaster review on that new restaurant that opened up on Rose Lane?
Foodcaster by TheFoodcaster June 5, 2018
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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