footmaster

Someone with a ridiculously obvious foot fetish (i.e. fapping to feet and often complimenting the sexiness of some random person/character's feet). To some degree, all footmasters generally masturbate to foot fetish related pictures and videos on Internet sources like Deviantart at least once if not twice or thrice per day, although secretly. Many footmasters are probably under 18 years of age and would probably not take terribly kindly to it if another footmaster made foot fetish art of them. However, some teenage footmasters have proven to be so narcissistic that they have actually made I-pad recording videos of themselves teasing themselves with their own bare feet and then masturbated to the self-made videos.

Named after someone who is actually literally named footmaster on DeviantArt.

"It seems that if someone on DeviantArt isn't a footmaster, he's usually either a gaymaster, a voremaster, a fatmaster, a fartmaster, or some other random fetish that I can't remember off the top of my head right now..."

Basically, a compound word of "foot" and "masturbation"; in other words, one who masturbates to feet.

You know those guys on DeviantArt who create foot fetish fanart of practically everything that comes to mind? God, what a bunch of fucking footmasters

by xandermartin98 November 2, 2014

Footeater

An imaginary mythical creature who lives under the bed and in many cultures it is believed by little children that if you put your foot out of the bed blanket/comforter during night time, it may come out and eat your foot, (may be used to frighten children into good behavior).

If you put your foot out of the blanket, the footeater might eat it!

by Sohmel September 1, 2016

Flopmaster

When a person makes plans and doesn't show up or does not follow through with the plans, they flop. This person becomes a flopmaster after not following through on a consistent level.

Alex: Hey man! I'm coming to visit you in three weeks!
Brandon: Okay, sweet!

*3 weeks later*

Alex: Yaaaaa. My mom said I have to work.
Brandon: Flopmaster.

by Sun-Maid Raisins September 21, 2012

I'm the legendary fartmaster

Sans' possibly secret secret code word or his secret secret triple-secret codeword. It's undecided.

Bruhhh, I'm too lazy to right anything so...yeah.
I'm the legendary fartmaster.

by personwholikesstuff July 13, 2020

Fartmaster

A creater of immensely powerful farts, ranging from either sheer loudness or deathly odour.

Holy shit dude, you're the fartmaster......you could cut that fart with a chair leg.

by johnny.mc August 28, 2009

fobmaster

a. a fob in a position of authority
b. a fob who is significantly fobbier than other fobs, therefore has been promoted to a master of fobs

In order to be a fobmaster the fob must:
- a fob who is balding, or
- a fob who has power over another person, or (fob or not)
- or fob who has white hair, or
- a fob who is older than 40

If your landlord or professor is a fob, then he is a fobmaster.

by Ministry of Fobs October 9, 2008

Foodcaster

An individual who admires all things food related and desires to report back to the people the latest news on food trends, restaurants, recipes and events. To eat and review of foods all over the world is to Foodcast.

Did you watch the Foodcaster review on that new restaurant that opened up on Rose Lane?

by TheFoodcaster June 5, 2018