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foodster

The unholy fusion of a FOODIE and a HIPSTER. Persons that need to be annoyingly cool about using non-mainstream ingredients or techniques while cooking.
Foodster: So, I made this vegan amouse-bouche with raw macadamia butter waffers and azuki beans, covered in coconut oil, but everybody was so ignorant that they didn't appreciate it.
Friend: Dude, you are just a foodster.
by alect0 May 6, 2010
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foodster

An emo chick with a semi-attractive face who posts her profile on friendster, all-the-while failing to show the fact that even though she may have a alright face, she's the size of a bloated rhinocerous.

Used primarily as an insult regardless of actual physical characteristics.

(Taken from the Pitboss 2000 song of the same name.)
"For some reason, foodsters are really starting to attract me..."

"Dude, I seriously hope what you meant to say was, 'I'm gay'!"
by Straight Up February 19, 2004
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foodstuh/foodster

Basically a food instigator. Someone in a group who is the first to mention they're hungry, craving and gets other's started on food discussion.

food instigator
"Now that you mentioned you're in the mood for flan, thanks for being tonight's foodstuh/foodster."
by Ratbastid87 May 29, 2018
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fooster

to dawdle, waste time with mindless tasks
probably comes from Ireland
a person who foosters is a foosterer
She is always late because she foosters around while getting ready.
by momlemu October 12, 2004
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foodstealer

foodstealer: someone who eats your food
faisal: hey you foodstealer stop taking my foooooooood
by life_is_bad February 16, 2019
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foodsturbation

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.
The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.
by Rob D January 29, 2005
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Foodstrated

How you feel when you have difficulty finding something healthy to eat and you are hungry.
"I was foodstrated last night after work and ended up eating a bag of peanuts."
by foodstration February 24, 2012
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