Forecasterbate

To masturbate to the Baseball Forecaster's preseason projects and/or Ron Shandler's visage on the back cover. The springtime equivalent of rosterbation.

The Kenley Jansen page of the Baseball Forecaster was stuck together after Zach forecasterbated with that page open all winter long.

by ShandlerandTroutsittinginatree March 11, 2013

Forecasturbation

The act of working oneself into a tizzy over impending severe weather, as by a meteorologist.

The weatherman was exhausted after a weekend of intense forecasturbation.

by Snark Chariot January 21, 2011