Flouging 

The act of slapping the inside of one's knees back and forth making a short and rapid slapping sound. You may also use any space with a width of just about 4-6 inches. You can floug your friends, family, boyfriend, or girlfriend. Anyone is eligible for a nice floug every now and then. Increase the space for a grande floug or even decrease for a mini floug. Anyone with their knees up is in prime floug position. If there's no one around, there's no shame in flougsterbating! Block the floug for a free floug pass. Everyone can floug!

"Alan is in prime flouging position, but I don't want to touch him. The forbidden floug."

"I haven't been flouged in like 3 hours. I"m gonna go flougsterbate."

Flouging by lifeguarflougers August 19, 2011

Flooging

When you drape your asscheeks over an occupied bathroom or dressing room stall and take a fat shit on the stall occupant.

Sean was kicked out of Sears after he flooged on a small child early last Monday. Caleb was kicked out of JC Pennys for flooging on a man putting on pants in the changing room.

Flooging by CockMyBallTorture January 14, 2020

Flodging

Lying;not telling the truth

“Boy yo ass flodging”

Flodging by Honcho Two Times October 17, 2018

Flogging the Log 

masturbation, male

I heard that John's mom walked in on him while he was flogging the log.

Flogging the Log by Kyleh4171 January 1, 2009

flauging 

to act like someone or something you're not (as in drive a car that's not yours)

Mike wuz flauging in his pops' Benz.

flauging by dood June 23, 2003

flogging the pope 

Self-pleasuring or masturbating. Also known as 'beating the bishop.' The term is believed to have origins in the Catholic seminary, but could have originated in the Vatican.

I am hornier than a three-peckered toad....if I don't get layed pretty soon, you are going to find me 'flogging the pope'

flogging the pope by LaughingAloud September 29, 2005

flogging the dolphin 

Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.

after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.

flogging the dolphin by charlie July 16, 2003