Flooging

When you drape your asscheeks over an occupied bathroom or dressing room stall and take a fat shit on the stall occupant.

Sean was kicked out of Sears after he flooged on a small child early last Monday. Caleb was kicked out of JC Pennys for flooging on a man putting on pants in the changing room.

by CockMyBallTorture January 14, 2020

Flooging

Molding a piece of feces into the shape of a penis and then varnishing it to use as a dildo.

"You want to floog tonight."
"I'm always flooging"

by deku'swilly February 26, 2025

Scruff Flooging

When you pick yourself up by the scruff of your neck and start pulling your asshole hairs out while toenail-fucking your main bitch, after tossing your feces at a middle-aged man from across the room.

Nathan: Ay, broski, I can confirm we will be doing a bit of some scruff flooging on tonight’s two-man.

Kendrick: Yo, that sounds like a good time. I will be joining tonight’s two-man — you can bet your mustard on that!

by BillyBadazzTheWizeGuy June 20, 2025

Flodging

Lying;not telling the truth

“Boy yo ass flodging”

by Honcho Two Times October 17, 2018

Flogging the Log

masturbation, male

I heard that John's mom walked in on him while he was flogging the log.

by Kyleh4171 January 1, 2009

flooding basements

Flooding basements means to turn a girl on and make her wet.

Yo dogg we looking so fresh tonight we gonna be flooding basements at the club.

by lefty2324 August 18, 2012

flogging the pope

Self-pleasuring or masturbating. Also known as 'beating the bishop.' The term is believed to have origins in the Catholic seminary, but could have originated in the Vatican.

I am hornier than a three-peckered toad....if I don't get layed pretty soon, you are going to find me 'flogging the pope'

by LaughingAloud September 29, 2005