Flodging

Lying;not telling the truth

“Boy yo ass flodging”

by Honcho Two Times October 17, 2018

flodging

When people walk around like they have things they don't. People that show off to much of what they do have.

Another nigga car,Another nigga clothes
Niggas be flodging on these videos
But watch when that true gun fold

by LDee February 21, 2009

flodging

The combination of flaking and dodging. When someone no-shows an obligation and duck your phone calls, texts, etc.

Dave was supposed to DJ at 9 tonight but he's flodging.

by 09090909 August 31, 2015

Flodging

To collapse onto a sofa or couch in and fall into a semi-awake state

"Someone help John just fell over a died"

"Nah he's not dead he's just flodging

by Personality17 April 14, 2023

Flooging

When you drape your asscheeks over an occupied bathroom or dressing room stall and take a fat shit on the stall occupant.

Sean was kicked out of Sears after he flooged on a small child early last Monday. Caleb was kicked out of JC Pennys for flooging on a man putting on pants in the changing room.

by CockMyBallTorture January 14, 2020

Flogging the Log

masturbation, male

I heard that John's mom walked in on him while he was flogging the log.

by Kyleh4171 January 1, 2009

flodgin

to fake or front or lie

Shawty stop flodgin and tell the truth

by COUNTRYBOI404 December 4, 2003