1. A person or group of people who are considered to be losers, uncool, and all around unpopular.

2. Describes people who are may think they are cool or popular but in reality are just unathletic losers.

"I wish I could say the same for you and your crew of FLONKIES"

Prince

"Look at this crew of FLONKIES"

"That kid is a huge FLONKIE"
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A Flonky is somebody that you cool with but play too much.
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Yes man/ Stay doing stuff for other people and something they have to many of a SouthWood HighSchool
Girl 1: Go get me a paper-tile
Flonky: Ok, would you like it wet or dry and some candy to go with that.
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A purple cryptoid that has 4 limbs, red lips and black eyes.
They appear in youtuber rigamarole's video "Ric and Mort (Rick and Morty Parody)" on YouTube.
"Im the real rick, that was an alien Morty. That was a Flonky, from planet Flonky, in the Flonky galaxy Morty. They drink Flonky milk." -Rick Sanchez during "Ric and Mort"
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