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1. A person or group of people who are considered to be losers, uncool, and all around unpopular.

2. Describes people who are may think they are cool or popular but in reality are just unathletic losers.
"I wish I could say the same for you and your crew of FLONKIES"

Prince

"Look at this crew of FLONKIES"

"That kid is a huge FLONKIE"
Flonkie by Flonkies October 10, 2008
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To give one a go at a task or activity
"Hey Shaun I can't seem to put my bra back on, I've been trying for ages"

"Stacey, let me have a flonkle, see if I can do it!"
Flonkle by shaun br August 6, 2008
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flonkerton 

An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.
"Phyllis narrowly beat Kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the Dunder-Mifflin Office Olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips."
flonkerton by Darth Z. February 5, 2007

flookie dookie

A word used to describe complete bull shit
Jordan be on that flookie dookie.
flookie dookie by _freakmaster March 12, 2015

Flonked Out 

When someone gets punked down to do something for somebody they are flonked out
Man he made that boy tie his shoes he flonked out
Sarah is Susan's flunky.
Flunkie by Disturbed1 November 3, 2004
-Hey Greg let's get it with that flockie

-I don't know Capernicus I promised I'd stay away from thots
flockie by Flockie July 7, 2017
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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