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Kay Flocked
Kay Flocked by ew6 June 8, 2022
Cock flocker
Those girls are total cock flockers, watch when Studly McStudderson walks in.
Dude, she's so drunk and all over everyone. She's a total cock flocker.
Dude, she's so drunk and all over everyone. She's a total cock flocker.
Cock flocker by Highlanduhr December 1, 2009
locker-flocker
People who stand in front of your locker while talking/texting/kissing/sitting/etc. These people are extremely impolite, and have no inclination of moving and give you access to your belongings.
Dude, did you get the chem book? No man! I couldn't get past the locker-flockers to get it!
Derek Von Keil did not mind school, except for the impolite OMGrs and locker-flocker's.
Derek Von Keil did not mind school, except for the impolite OMGrs and locker-flocker's.
locker-flocker by fuegoagua April 8, 2010
flocker
flocker by hokluafukdyahoe April 17, 2020
flookie dookie
flookie dookie by _freakmaster March 12, 2015
Flocket
when we went to McDonalds we had to wait in line for twenty minutes because there was a flocket of people in front of us
Flocket by phillly phil July 20, 2009
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