flonkerton 

An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.

"Phyllis narrowly beat Kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the Dunder-Mifflin Office Olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips."

flonkerton by Darth Z. February 5, 2007

Flonkerton 

A sport with Icelandic roots, in which one must carry "paper snow shoes" on their feet to stomp their way to the finish line. It directly translates in Icelandic to: "box of paper snowshoe racing"

Phyllis won Flonkerton by using her superior Flonkerton skills to beat Kevin

Flonkerton by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018

Flonkerton 

A game made by Pam Beesly that requires two reams of paper that you tape to your feet race to the finish line.

"hey, Pam? You remember that game Flonkerton we played on the Olympics?" Creed: " I still have my medal from that."

Flonkerton by yrnvav June 2, 2018

flooferton 

A fluffy (or floofy) doggo or other floofy animal.

Did you see that Samoyed? What a flooferton!

flooferton by Paul de la Paul June 8, 2017

floperton 

the personification of all milfs

floperton is here

floperton by Juice master69420 November 1, 2022

Flunkerton 

Flunkerton is a game played in The Office Olympics. You strap a ream of paper to the bottom of each players feet and they race to the finish.

Phyllis wins gold in Flunkerton!!!

Flunkerton by Dwighth8sjim March 16, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020