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flonkerton

An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.
"Phyllis narrowly beat Kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the Dunder-Mifflin Office Olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips."
by Darth Z. February 5, 2007
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Flonkerton

A sport with Icelandic roots, in which one must carry "paper snow shoes" on their feet to stomp their way to the finish line. It directly translates in Icelandic to: "box of paper snowshoe racing"
Phyllis won Flonkerton by using her superior Flonkerton skills to beat Kevin
by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018
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Flonkerton

A game made by Pam Beesly that requires two reams of paper that you tape to your feet race to the finish line.
"hey, Pam? You remember that game Flonkerton we played on the Olympics?" Creed: " I still have my medal from that."
by yrnvav June 2, 2018
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flooferton

A fluffy (or floofy) doggo or other floofy animal.
Did you see that Samoyed? What a flooferton!
by Paul de la Paul June 8, 2017
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floperton

floperton is here
by Juice master69420 November 1, 2022
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Flunkerton

Flunkerton is a game played in The Office Olympics. You strap a ream of paper to the bottom of each players feet and they race to the finish.
Phyllis wins gold in Flunkerton!!!
by Dwighth8sjim March 16, 2010
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