flinkie

a mixture of Flea (who Evan wants) and a twinkie (what Evan eats).

"The Wooten's diggin' a flinkie right now"

by Dan October 8, 2003

Flinker

Cell phone charger

May I please use your flinker? I left mine at my Aunt Mary's house, and her giraffe ate it.

by cell phone charger April 6, 2014

Flunkie

a bitch, a follower, a gopher

Sarah is Susan's flunky.

by Disturbed1 November 3, 2004

Flinkering

When you take a shit and use the shit as lubricant to masturbate with

Oh Shit bro I caught Brady flinkering last

by Flinkermaster July 9, 2019

flinker-dinger

Close kin to the reverse shocker, he who receives a flinker-dinger endures the pinky and ring finger of his mate penetrating the ass, while the index finger furiously flicks his testicles.

Guy 1: What are you doing later? Let's circle jerk with Jimmy and Jeff.
Guy 2: No way man, my nuts are still too sore from the flinker-dinger you gave me this morning.

by Chron Johnson October 12, 2008

Flonkie

1. A person or group of people who are considered to be losers, uncool, and all around unpopular.

2. Describes people who are may think they are cool or popular but in reality are just unathletic losers.

"I wish I could say the same for you and your crew of FLONKIES"

Prince

"Look at this crew of FLONKIES"

"That kid is a huge FLONKIE"

by Flonkies October 10, 2008

Flinking

The act of floating and drinking

You wear a life jacket like a diaper, get in the water and float near the boat while drinking.

Lets take the boat out and do some flinking.

It's a great day to do some flinking.

by Kenny Kaup August 17, 2013