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Flongstic 

A combination of flid, mong & spastic. meaning a very stupid person for which no other would describe their stupidity enough
I can't believe you got that wrong you flongstic
Flongstic by Semtex1871 January 18, 2009
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Flotastic 

Adj. Used to define something which possess properties of great goodness and smooth coolness.
"Yo, I was laid out in my caddie, chillin and being all flotastic and shit, when I spotted this fly bitch giving me the eye."
Flotastic by CB Lifted May 29, 2009

flogging the flagstick 

The art of self-gratification for any true patriotic American boy.
Little Joey topped off a long day of playing with his army men by flogging the flagstick.

flobnosticating 

Talking aimlessly, taking up air time, obfuscating and generally prattling on, without serving any useful purpose, except to distract and whittle away time that could be better spent. To engage in discourse that may appear to be purposeful, but is more form than substance.
You may think he is sincere and that he has something worthwhile to say, but he really is only flobnosticating.
flobnosticating by Dustinian August 20, 2008

Flintsticking 

The act of bothering a person to a point so that they confront you and tell you to stop saying stuff especially about the House of Blues cause it hurts their feelings
Man I was flintsticking this guy so hard he nearly blew a gasket; he grabbed me by my shirt and told me to shut the hell up.
Flintsticking by HOB extreme December 28, 2011
a radically shifting, immaterial and floating substance.
Calvin: memories are so tenebrous, arent they? like a flopstick
Sam: yes i agree with you 100% completely.
flopstick by calvinoalbino December 9, 2008
Sabrina: I know were going to have our teacher today because I saw her.
Friend: No shit Flopstick.
Flopstick by Babrinaweena February 15, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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