flosticle

When you fall off a building but you land on a pelican and therefore do not take fall damage.

Woah bro, that was a sick flosticle. Bet you couldn’t do that again!

by forbesdominator69 May 20, 2023

FROSTILE

When the bitter cold makes you angry.

We should warm up in this bar before I get FROSTILE. It's even worse than when I get hangry.

by BoomerJr February 25, 2015

Festicle

A Festival of testicles!

Guy 1: Hey good looking I'm having a festicle at my house tonight do you wanna come?

Guy 2: No dude I'm not gay I don't like testicles!

by FLUSHTHATSHITDOWN April 19, 2009

Festicle.

A festering Testicle. Usually attatched to a dead body, the festicle is symptomised by its green, and somewhat soggy appearance. The festicle may also occur on a living male. Usually after the insertion of testicles into another persons mouth. see teabag.

1.) As i went to pierce guy's scrotum, i realised he had a festicle.

2.) As Guy walked down the street he felt something roll down his leg, and realised his festicle had fallen onto the sidewalk.

by sam nutt May 3, 2007

FLESTICLE

An extremely useful portmanteau word containing vitamins for your spirit and crunchiness for your ears. This word provides an irreplaceable exact rhyme for testicle, which any poet knows comes up frequently in the classiest verse.
This is one of a collection of words coined by the ineffable Freddy Bendell during his misspent and callipygous childhood. Others in the series include fluterus, schmidneys, blasshole, flenis, and flotum.

Please, your ladyship, get your hands off my flesticle.

I'm sorry, Monica, but, as President, I cannot allow you to play fast and loose with my flesticle.

by Trudy Steger September 21, 2007

Frosticles

when extreme cold temperatures causes frost and even ice to form on one or both testicles

When the weather report said to expect temperatures to drop below freezing, Jason wrapped a scarf around his balls to prevent frosticles

by Luviticus December 20, 2008

Fleshicle

Mix of the words Flesh and popscicle.

refering to the penis.

Brandy's favorite thing is penut butter covered fleshicles.

Johnny is such a queer I heard he gobbles on 2-3 fleshicles a day.

by Mohawk 69 July 22, 2009