A untrustworthy individual who can't complete a task without the help of someone else then takes full credit. This person will always upgrade their own job title to something that makes them sound more important and smarter than they really are. A typical Ratfink Flopdick will talk about how good and important they are while it's painfully obvious they are a worthless piece of dog shit.

That dude is such a Ratfink Flopdick! That chump told us he banged two chicks yesterday then today I overheard him telling someone that he nailed three.

Just look at that Ratfink Flopdick, he lays down chalk line in a parking lot and calls himself a "process improvement engineer." WTF

ratfink flopdick by Cats pajamas April 2, 2015

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floptical

A penis that appears to be erect, but upon closer inspection, is in fact flaccid.

May be related to whisky dick.

I thought he was ready to go, but then realized it was a floptical illusion.

floptical by Dangér June 9, 2018

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flappin' the flipstick

Gettin yo' dick beat.

-Adam and Jenn "walking" in the park.

Alex - whats Adam doing?
Party Arty- flappin' the flipstick
Alex - WHAT??
Party Arty - they're walking in the woods...

flappin' the flipstick by P.Arty February 16, 2009

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Slopstick

When your dick has been slopping around in a lot of pussy in one day.

Don - man how many bitches have you banged today?
Ed- I only banged Diane and Veronica today and maybe Tammy!
Don - You got one hell of a slopstick going on!
Paul - Well I got more of slopstick than you, I banged all them and then the cleaning chick in the restroom after that.

Slopstick by Clamer September 5, 2016

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