flopstick

a radically shifting, immaterial and floating substance.

Calvin: memories are so tenebrous, arent they? like a flopstick
Sam: yes i agree with you 100% completely.

by calvinoalbino December 9, 2008

Flopstick

A stupid, dumb or overall annoying person.

Sabrina: I know were going to have our teacher today because I saw her.
Friend: No shit Flopstick.

by Babrinaweena February 15, 2021

Flopdick

A person who is lazy or incompetent at a job or task.

That flopdick at the DMV messed up my registration.

by yoholoho February 26, 2011

ratfink flopdick

A untrustworthy individual who can't complete a task without the help of someone else then takes full credit. This person will always upgrade their own job title to something that makes them sound more important and smarter than they really are. A typical Ratfink Flopdick will talk about how good and important they are while it's painfully obvious they are a worthless piece of dog shit.

That dude is such a Ratfink Flopdick! That chump told us he banged two chicks yesterday then today I overheard him telling someone that he nailed three.

Just look at that Ratfink Flopdick, he lays down chalk line in a parking lot and calls himself a "process improvement engineer." WTF

by Cats pajamas April 2, 2015

floptical

A penis that appears to be erect, but upon closer inspection, is in fact flaccid.

May be related to whisky dick.

I thought he was ready to go, but then realized it was a floptical illusion.

by Dangér June 9, 2018

flappin' the flipstick

Gettin yo' dick beat.

-Adam and Jenn "walking" in the park.

Alex - whats Adam doing?
Party Arty- flappin' the flipstick
Alex - WHAT??
Party Arty - they're walking in the woods...

by P.Arty February 16, 2009

Slopstick

When your dick has been slopping around in a lot of pussy in one day.

Don - man how many bitches have you banged today?
Ed- I only banged Diane and Veronica today and maybe Tammy!
Don - You got one hell of a slopstick going on!
Paul - Well I got more of slopstick than you, I banged all them and then the cleaning chick in the restroom after that.

by Clamer September 5, 2016